Fig Femme is one of the leading brands in feminine hygiene, and over the last couple of weeks, I have had the pleasure of testing some of their products. So let me tell you all about this wonderful brand.
What is Fig Femme?
Fig Femme was established in 2020 by Indonesian-Australian model, Lindy Klim. Klim sought to create a brand that encourages conversations about feminine hygiene and promotes wellness with safe and nourishing ingredients. All of the products they have availableare vegan, biodegradable and free of sulfates, dyes and synthetic fragrances. They are also dedicated to providing support to the adult industry and will be offering lower prices for industry workers.
The Products
Fig Femme has four main products. Their Refresh daily wash, intimate wipes, Revive hydrating mist and Restore vulva mask. I was fortunate enough to get to try their Refresh daily wash and intimate wipes. Firstly, I love the packaging. It is very crisp and clean whilst still being visually appealing. The daily wash was really gentle and soothing. It left me feeling clean and fresh all day. If I did need a quick refresh, I had the intimate wipes on hand. They were great for an on-the-go clean-up and fit nicely into my handbag.
Overall, I loved using Fig Femme’s products, and with their very affordable prices, they are definitely worth trying out.
If you would like to read more about Fig Femme as well as purchase some of their products, you can visit their website here. You can also read more product reviews and blogs from me here.
‘Tis the season to be jolly! To help you get into the Christmas spirit, I have curated a list of the best Christmas flicks. These movies are perfect for curling up on the couch with that special someone, or your favourite escort.
Hot Frosty
Do you wish you could make the perfect partner? Well, in Hot Frosty, a young widow, Kathy, accidentally brings a snowman to life, and while his skin may be cold, his body is hot. Can Kathy hide the origins of her new visitor and stop him from getting in all kinds of trouble? This Christmas romcom is corny and funny in all the best ways.
The Holiday
The Holiday is a Christmas classic with a star-studded cast including Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jack Black and Jude Law. When a Hollywood professional and a British columnist need to escape their rotten love lives, they decide to swap homes for the holidays. While both women were hoping for peace and quiet, instead they end up meeting some men who will change everything. It’s cute, it’s funny, and it’s one of my favourite holiday films
Rise Of The Guardians
If you like animated flicks, I have you covered. Rise Of The Guardians is fun for the whole family, whilst still having the sultry tones of Jude Law as the voice of the villain. The troublesome Jack Frost must join forces with a group of immortal guardians to stop an evil spirit, Pitch (AKA Jude Law), from plunging the world into darkness and fear. This movie is beautifully animated and wonderfully heartfelt. It is a must-watch!
Die Hard
Looking for a fight this Christmas? Well, start up the age-old argument of ‘Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?’ I firmly believe it is and would recommend it to any action lover or fan of a bruised and bloody Bruce Willis. Follow detective McClane as he finds himself stuck at his wife’s work Christmas party turned hostage situation. Can he save them all, or will he die trying?
You can watch all of these great movie recs on streaming services like Disney+, Stan or Netflix. If you need a cuddle buddy for your Christmas movie night, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here.
If you are a sex toy aficionado, then you probably know all about Bad Dragon. However, newbies to the pleasure scene might never have even heard of them. So I am going to give you a little breakdown on what Bad Dragon is and what they do.
What Is Bad Dragon?
Bad Dragon is an American sex toy manufacturer. It was founded in June 2008 and focuses on making fantasy-themed sex toys, especially ones targeted to the furry fandom. These toys are modelled on some of your favourite fantasy creatures like werewolves, chimeras and dragons, of course. Bad Dragon prides itself on how customizable their products are, from colour to firmness. They are also able to add on features like a cum tube or suction cup to some toys. Plus, each toy has its own name and backstory. You do need to be a registered user to access the Bad Dragon lore behind their products, but it’s free and easy to create an account if you want to learn more about each toy.
Now you know a bit more about Bad Dragon’s origins, let’s have a look at their unique selection of toys.
Cum Lube
Cum Lube is a water-based lubricant created by Bad Dragon to be used in tandem with their cum tube add-on. It is slick, slippery and stringy with the right shade of white to make it seem like the real thing. It is safe to use with silicone toys, is non-toxic and is paraben-free. And if you purchase a toy with the cum tube add-on, you get a free 250mL bottle of Cum Lube to try out.
Ovipositors
For the true monsterfuckers, Bad Dragon has ovipositor bundles. Ovipositors are a tube-like organ that is used to lay eggs. The Bad Dragon ovipositor has a biomechanical design, mixing skinlike membrane with armoured plating. It is a dildo-like toy that allows you to deposit eggs wherever you choose. This bundle also comes with egg moulds to make your own eggs, a plunger, clear lube and toy cleaner.
Other Merch
Bad Dragon doesn’t just sell sex toys. They also sell a range of merch, from t-shirts to plushies to body pillows. You can rep your Bad Dragon pride or, if you have read the backstories behind each toy, indulge in some fun furry accessories of your favourite Bad Dragon characters.
Whether you want a fantasy-style dildo or some secretly sexy accessories, Bad Dragon has got you covered. You can check out their full range here. If you’re Bad Dragon order has arrived and you would like to try it out with company, you can see all the stunning escorts we have available this week here.
Are you a newbie to the kink scene or an old hand at BDSM looking to make new connections? Then you might want to check out Fetlife. Fetlife is a social media platform for the BDSM, fetish & kink community, and I’m going to tell you all about it!
Origin Story
Fetlife was created in 2008 by a software engineer in Quebec, John Kopanas, AKA John Baku. It was originally an updated version of his first fetish site, FriendsWithFetishes, which he created the year prior. However, Kopanas decided to launch it as a separate site, and that is how Fetlife was born. Fetlife has grown to have over 12 million members and over 900,000 fetishes and kinks listed on the site.
How Does It Work
Like most social media sites, to use Fetlife you need to create an account. What sets it apart from the other sites is that on your profile, you can choose your preferred kinky roles and what you are looking for on the site. As a member, you can then join a range of groups, from ones for a specific kink to specific locations. How each group is run depends on the creator and moderators, but most are an open-style forum where you can post and discuss anything to do with the main topic of the group. You can also search for posts, images and other users based on the kinks they have tagged.
On your own profile page, you can post images, videos or writings about whatever kinky topics you’d prefer. You can also message other users. And the best parts of Fetlife is that you can customise your privacy settings to suit your needs. There’s no need to worry about a coworker or boss finding your sexy posts, unless you want them to.
The Kinktionary
One of the highlights of the whole site is the Kinktionary. It is an online resource based on the contributions of the Fetlife members. It sets out to explain kink and BDSM terms and concepts. It’s an ever-evolving wiki that is constantly updated, debated, and improved by the members of the site and by the Kinktionary’s “Curators”. So if there is a term you’ve been too scared to Google, check the Kinktionary!
You can learn more about Fetlife and sign up to be a member here. And if you would like to try out some kinks or fetishes in a safe and sexy environment, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.
With Halloween less than a week away, it’s time to get cracking on a hot costume. It can be tough to decide just what to dress up as, but I’ve got you covered. I’ve curated a list of the hottest Halloween costumes.
Masked & Mysterious
This is for fans of low-effort and low-budget costumes. All you need is a spooky mask, black pants, black boots, and body confidence (t-shirts are optional). You can spend the night ominously lurking in the background while you flex your muscles. And, if you are shy, it’s a great excuse not to talk much or just respond in short sentences. So, get your mask on and start showing off your hot body!
Slutty (Insert Job Title Here)
From slutty nurses to slutty tradies, this is one of the most versatile and fun costumes. All you need is some sort of uniform, and you’re ready to go. Pair it with a set of fishnet stockings and some heels for the hottest look. And don’t forget to leave a few extra buttons open on your shirt. Also, think of fun ways you can include the tools of the trade in your costume and night out. For example, if you’re dressed up as a slutty nurse, fill up some syringes with alcohol to use as shots throughout the night!
Vampires
Another classic costume is a vampire, but to make this outfit shine, I recommend ditching the cape and picking up some black eyeliner. A dark and smudged eyeliner is the perfect addition to any vampiric look. So grab some fangs, wear your hottest black or dark coloured outfit and become a creature of the night.
Angels & Devils
Are you a saint or a sinner? Well, on Halloween, you get to pick. All you need is a set of wings and either a halo or some horns. For an angelic outfit, wear white or soft pastels and keep your make-up light and sparkly. For the devilish, red and black are your colours for the night and dark, sharp make-up will add a wicked edge to your costume. Don’t forget to play up your costume throughout the night, especially if you can be the devil whispering in someone’s ear.
Sexy Animals
Our last suggestion was made famous by Legally Blonde, but you don’t have to be a bunny. Any cute animal will do, just find a pair of animal ears and maybe a tail to match. For the truly confident, you can wear lingerie or a bodysuit with tights and heels. Otherwise, matching animal print will do. Then spend the rest of the night running wild on the town.
You can purchase a range of costumes from specialty costume stores like CostumeBox. For sexier versions, try websites like Lovehoney. If you want to be thrilled and tantalised this Halloween, come on down to Harlots Canberra for our annual Halloween party on October 31st and November 1st. You can check out the gorgeous escorts we will have available here.
Looking for some recommendations for your next ‘Netflix & chill’ date? I’ve found the most successful movie selection is one that has you curled up next to each other seeking comfort. So I have come up with my top three hottest scary movies for you to enjoy.
Sinners
Sinners only came out this year and has just been added to HBO Max. It’s a fantastic vampire flick with a hot cast to match. You’ll follow twin brothers ‘Smoke’ and ‘Stack’, played by the ever-handsome Michael B. Jordan, as they return to their hometown for a fresh start. However, a dark and supernatural evil has come to town and threatens to destroy everything. It starts off pretty slow, introducing all the main characters and how their pasts intertwine before getting into the thrilling action after dark. A perfect mix of jumps scares, thrilling action and spicy sex scenes.
Jennifer’s Body
This cult classic is fun, freaky and a bit gory. It explores the complex relationship between best friends, especially when you add demonic rituals and possession to the mix. The movie follows Jennifer, played by Megan Fox, who begins on a murderous and cannibalistic killing spree after the mysterious events of a rock concert she attended with her bookwormish best friend Needy, played by Amanda Seyfried. When Needy finds out what Jennifer has been up to, she must find a way to stop her. Jennifer’s Body is one of my favourite comedy horrors and is definitely worth watching. You can stream it on Stan.
Scream
Scream is a classic slasher flick, mixing your favourite slasher deaths with a satirical sense of humour. You will follow Sidney Prescott, who is still dealing with her mother’s murder, as her small town is thrown into chaos by a serial killer wearing a ghost mask. The whole movie is sprinkled with jokes and nods to classic horror and slasher movie tropes. It is such a fun film to watch, and with 5 sequels, one more on the way, and a TV series in the franchise, it’s perfect for a movie marathon. You can stream Scream on Stan.
I hope you enjoy my scary movie recommendations! If you are looking for a partner for some ‘Netflix & chill’, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.
Are you a gamer looking to spice up your sex life? Well, we have done some digging and worked out which video games are the best to play when your partner tries to distract you. There’s nothing worse than almost defeating a tough enemy only to lose concentration as your partner moves their mouth or hands in that way that makes your toes curl. So here are Harlots’s hot game recommendations
First-Person Shooters
Our first recommendation is first-person shooters like Call of Duty & Halo. The campaigns for these games aren’t usually very challenging, so it’s not a huge problem if you get a little distracted, but they are pretty violent, which may kill the mood. If you are an exhibitionist, you may enjoy playing in online multiplayer and hiding your pleasure. Just make sure you have your mic set to push-to-talk so you don’t scar an unsuspecting stranger.
Metroidvanias
Next up are Metroidvanias. Metroidvanias are action-adventure games that are non-linear and require you to obtain certain tools or abilities to unlock new areas or overcome obstacles. The term Metroidvania comes from two games that use these core ideas, Metroid and Castlevania. My preferred metroidvania is Hollow Knight. These games are usually more challenging than a first-person shooter, so require more concentration during certain puzzles or challenging fights but when just traversing the world, you can just sit back, relax and let yourself enjoy what your partner is doing to you.
Roguelites
If you are worried about the consequences of dying in your video game, then roguelites might work for you. Roguelites are RPGs that are often dungeon crawls, where you collect benefits on each run. When you die, these benefits can be used to permanently upgrade your abilities or items. This way, if you get too distracted in the throes of passion, you won’t completely destroy your progress. My personal favourites are Hades and Hades II, which are both fun and have hot character art.
Simulations
Lastly, for our cozy gamers, I’d recommend simulation games. Farming sims are usually pretty relaxed, and if you get distracted, you’ll only lose a day in-game and maybe a small amount of resources. My favourite farming sims are Stardew Valley and Coral Island. Otherwise, you could try a dating sim to get you in the mood. These are usually point-and-click adventures, or if not, have very few time-sensitive tasks, so if you lose yourself to your partner’s machinations, it’s not going to ruin your dating chances. A big bonus of dating sims is also the hot artwork that will definitely help set the mood. My top two dating sims are Date Everything and Dream Daddy.
Most of the games I’ve discussed can be found on Steam or on the PlayStation and Xbox stores. If you would like to test your concentration, come on down to Harlots Canberra and check out our Game Zone!
Today I’m tackling a tough topic: erectile dysfunction. ED can be hard (pun intended) to talk about; it’s a deeply personal issue and can feel very embarrassing. But let me ease your worries, while not normal ED is surprisingly common, and there are heaps of methods to help treat it.
What Is Erectile Dysfunction?
Erectile Dysfunction, aka ED or impotence, is the inability to get or keep an erection. It can affect up to 50% of men aged 40 to 70. Now the occasional failure to get an erection is normal and often related to alcohol, anxiety, tiredness or a combination of all three. However, if you are having ongoing issues, then that’s not normal, and you need to have a chat with your doctor.
Causes Of Erectile Dysfunction
There are lots of different factors that can cause ED. Anxiety or depression used to be considered the main cause, but is in fact only the main cause in 1 of 10 cases. Most cases of ED are physical or anatomical, with ED being a symptom of another problem. Some examples of main causes are illnesses such as diabetes, MS, or high blood pressure. It can also be a side effect of surgery, like a radiation treatment or a prostatectomy, or a side effect of medications. Another leading cause is your lifestyle, like smoking, alcohol and obesity. So what are some treatments for ED?
Counselling & Therapy
While only the main cause in 1 of 10 cases, anxiety, depression and stress can seriously impact your ability to maintain an erection. Counselling and therapy can be a great way to combat these issues and may also help with your ED.
Vacuum Erection Devices
Vacuum erection devices or penis pumps are a drug-free way of treating ED. They help by increasing the blood flow to the penis and can help create an erection that works well enough for penetration. However, they tend not to be as effective as medications.
Medications
While medications can be the cause of ED, some medications can also be the treatment. If medication is the cause, you can discuss changing your prescription with your doctor. However, there are a few prescription medications that can help improve the blood flow to the penis, famously the little blue pill. These medications won’t cause erections, but will help boost any erections you get. However, these medications can have their own side effects like facial flushing, headaches and sometimes muscle pain and reflux. There are also now versions of this medication that can be compounded into lozenges, which tend to be more effective. As always with medications, have a discussion with your doctor about what’s right for you.
Injections
For those men who can’t take oral medications, there are injections available. They can be a bit daunting as you inject them straight into the penis, but the needle is very small and most users find it surprisingly painless, a 1.1/10 on the pain scale. This injection takes about 5 minutes to kick in, forces an erection even if you aren’t aroused, and you’ll be hard for about 45 minutes. This medication is serious stuff, so you definitely need medical guidance before use.
I hope this helps you tackle ED and have those tough conversations with your doctor. For more information on erectile dysfunction, you can read more here. Or if you’d like to try out some of these techniques, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here!
Worried you are coming too early? Then Harlots is here to help with some useful tips, tricks and resources.
What is Premature Ejaculation?
Premature ejaculation is when you can’t control when you ejaculate, and come before you are ready. Things like chemical imbalances in the brain, overstimulation, and performance anxiety can cause premature ejaculation.
So how do you fix it? The first step is seeking help from a medical practitioner, like your general practitioner. If you don’t have a GP or aren’t comfortable discussing this with your doctor, I would recommend checking out Mens Health Downunder. They work all around Australia, helping men with sensitive health problems.
Below you will find some examples of the main techniques or options to help with premature ejaculation.
Breathing Techniques
The number one piece of advice is don’t hold your breath. This will just make your body tense and more reactive. Instead, try slow controlled breathing and slow stimulation to avoid overstimulating yourself. You could even try some meditation exercises to help with any performance or general anxieties.
Numbing Creams
You would need to speak with a professional, but another helpful technique is using numbing sprays or creams. When applied in advance, they can help prolong ejaculation by reducing sensation. Obviously, the big issue with this is the reduced sensation and how that can also reduce your enjoyment. There are lots of numbing creams and sprays available on the market, so definitely talk to your doctor before purchasing any to ensure it’s safe to use and the right option for you.
Medication
Lastly, there is prescription medication. While there isn’t anything on the market that directly helps with premature ejaculation, there are a few medications, like some antidepressants, that have the classic side effect of prolonging ejaculation, and some of them are even short-acting acting so you only need to take them as needed. However, as these are prescription medications, you will need to discuss with your doctor what is right for you.
I hope that after reading this, you’ve found some useful advice and feel confident in asking your GP for help if you need it. If you would like more information on premature ejaculation, you can read more here. Or if you’d like to try out some of these techniques, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here!
When you think of a dungeon master, you probably think of a strong man or woman clad in leather ordering you to your knees. But for me, dungeon masters are very different. I think of one of my friends sitting at the head of a large table, weaving a fantastical world for me to explore in a game of Dungeons & Dragons. So, let’s have a look at the similarities between BDSM and D&D.
Roleplay
Whether you’re playing Dungeons & Dragons with your friends or playing out your hottest fantasies with your mistress, you are probably engaging in some roleplaying. Roleplay can be intimidating if you’ve never done it before, but my top tips are ‘fake it till you make it’ and ‘keep it simple’. A good mistress or master (like a good D&D group) won’t judge you if your acting is a bit stiff or not fully realistic. The most important thing is that you (and your partner or players) are enjoying yourself.
Leather
Not all mistresses and masters wear leather, but it’s a classic look for a reason. Often, they won’t wear a full leather outfit but will accessorise with leather collars or cuffs or even toys. D&D groups are much the same. At a regular gaming session, you might not wear a full leather ranger’s outfit, but accessories are definitely encouraged. And if you and your friends decide to go to a medieval festival or a Renaissance fair, then a full leather outfit would fit right in.
Dice
In Dungeons & Dragons, you use dice to decide almost everything. Whether you can see a hidden treasure or how much damage you do to a foe is all decided by the roll of a die. There’s even a huge market for custom dice to match you or your character’s aesthetic. Meanwhile, in the bedroom, you can use sex dice to decide your next move. There are a few different kinds, some with just fun positions to try or others that work in pairs, one for the action and the other for the body part. These dice can be more funny than erotic at times, but are a great way to add some humour to the bedroom. You can buy some at online retailers like Lovehoney.
Dungeon master or pleasure mistress, both are guaranteed to lead to an evening of fun and adventure. You can learn more about D&D here and check out the BDSM escorts available here.
