If I had a dollar for every time a client asked me if their penis was small, I’d buy a house in Sydney! I’ve been a full-service sex worker for a while now and at least one client every shift has looked at me at the end of a booking and asked me if they were big enough for me. I usually laugh it off and reassure them that they were great and they’re a great size. And nine times out of ten they are! As a sex worker I won’t judge you for what size your package is, the most important thing is that you know how to use it.
You see the porn industry has skewed our view of what a good dick is. If you logged onto porn hub right now you’d see all of these jacked guys with massive dicks plastered all over the home page with gorgeous women eager to take them down their throat or for them to be stuffed inside them. This is unrealistic for sooo many reasons, male porn stars are usually sporting between 7-10 inches which is very rare, only 1 in 1,000 or 10,000 men would have a package this size. In reality, the average dick size is closer to 5inches, and if I’m being honest when I see a man drop his pants and something this length flops out I’m drooling.
If you ask any of my friends what my thoughts are on big dicks they’ll tell you that I always say, a big dick is like a little treat to yourself but medium-sized is where it’s at! I had a shift on Valentine’s Day where all I had were above average guys and let me tell you the next day I was IN PAIN. You get the guys that just want to take you from behind and play slap the cervix, and also the guys that are very insistent that you sit on it and it won’t hurt (they’re always wrong by the way). But once I have the guy in a booking who may be considered, by society, to be small, I’m all over him and his beautiful dick.
So now that you’ve heard me talk about big dicks, let’s go through how to improve your sex game so you can go to your next booking ready to give the worker the best hour of their lives. This usually starts in the intro room, your favourite worker will come in say hello and ask if you have any questions, this is your time to shine! Layout what you want out of this session, if you love pleasing others put it out there and let them know, if you want something specific done to your dick tell them! We love men that are talkative and give us information in the intro so we can be prepared and give you guys the best booking you’ve ever had.
The next tip I can give you is to make sure your rhythm is on point! Having sex is just like running, you want to keep an even pace and not burn yourself out too quickly we’re in the business of running marathons, not sprints! If you’re unsure, try and listen to whatever music is playing and match your thrusts to the beat. And if all else fails, ask the person you are with to lend you a hand (literally) to get the rhythm right, us vagina owners know what we like.
The last thing I can say to you is to walk around with your head held high and not stress if you think your dick doesn’t measure up, we’re not here to judge you, we’re just here to help you have a good time and give you that release you’ve been craving.