Month: April 2025

Let’s be real, first dates are already weird. Add the fact that your date is a professional bombshell, and the stakes feel even higher. Suddenly you’re worrying about everything — what to say, where to go, how not to accidentally turn into a puddle of nervous sweat.

Fear not. Whether you’re a seasoned date-booker or it’s your first rodeo, the right plan can turn “awkward and fumbling” into “cool and charming.” Here’s your ultimate cheat sheet of first date ideas that’ll actually be fun, for both of you.

Coffee Date (AKA “The Warm-Up Round”)

A coffee shop is the ultimate first date pre-game. Low-commitment, high-potential. You get caffeine, casual conversation, and an easy exit if it’s not vibing. Plus, you can always say, “Let’s grab another somewhere else” if things are going well.

Pro Tip:
Pick a café that’s actually good, no one’s feeling romantic under fluorescent lights, sipping burnt drip coffee. Bonus points for choosing somewhere with good pastries. Flirting over croissants? It’s practically French.

Art Gallery or Museum (The “I’m Interesting, I Swear” Move)

Pretend you’re cultured! (Or, you know, actually be cultured — either way works.) Wandering through art gives you endless conversation starters: “Do you get this painting?” “Could I pull off that ancient Roman look?” Instant icebreakers.

Pro Tip:
Steer clear of the weird modern art section unless you’re both secretly 12-year-olds who can giggle at giant abstract sculptures named “Self-Reflection in Blue.” (Actually… maybe that’s a vibe.)

Drinks at a Cool, Low-Key Bar (Not a Boozy Apocalypse)

You want a lounge, not a sweaty nightclub. Think velvet couches, soft lighting, and cocktail names that are slightly ridiculous. (“I’ll have the Flirtini with a side of regrettable life choices, thanks.”)

Pro Tip:
Have a two-drink limit in mind. You want flirty tipsy, not “confessing your childhood trauma” tipsy.

Sunset Walk or a Chill Park Picnic (Wholesome AF)

Walking side-by-side is way less intense than sitting across from each other in some intense eye-lock standoff. Plus, a little nature makes everyone 40% more charming. (Scientific fact I just made up.)

Pro Tip:
Bring something to share: a thermos of coffee, a couple of cheeky cupcakes, or even a mini speaker for chill background music. Instant “aww” points.

Play Games (Mini-Golf, Bowling, Arcade — Channel Your Inner Kid)

When in doubt, do something silly. Mini-golf? Bowling? Retro arcade games? They’re perfect for cutting through the nerves because you’re focusing more on playing than impressing.

Pro Tip:
Let them win just enough. Competitive banter = flirting gold!

Bonus First Date Ideas (Rapid Fire Round):

• Pizza Crawl: Best slices in town. Taste test. Full stomachs = full hearts.
• Bookstore Date: Buy each other a random book based only on the cover. Hilarious (and you look smart).
• Cooking Class: Nothing bonds people faster than collectively setting a crème brûlée on fire.
• Comedy Show: If you can’t laugh together, what’s the point?

Final Tips for Ultimate Non-Awkwardness:

• Don’t Treat It Like a Transaction: Even though it’s a booking, you’re still two humans hanging out. Chill, laugh, connect (just not on too deep a level)
• Avoid the “So What’s Your Craziest Client Story” Trap: She’s heard it a thousand times. Trust me.
• Be Normal: (Easier said than done, but seriously. Be. Normal.)
• Relax: Escorts are pros, not just at sex, but at making people feel good and comfortable. You’re in good hands. Literally and metaphorically.

Now go forth and be charming, you absolute legend. 😎

The wonders of technology have made finding and booking escort services easier than ever, but not without their downsides! Here are a few common typos, autocorrections and misspellings that make me chuckle.

Hey Abby

This one has nothing to do with an escort named Abby! Every so often ‘Hey baby’ turns into an awkward explanation of ‘Yeah, I actually didn’t mean to call you Abby.’ The less entertaining version of this is “abbe” instead of “babe.”

Escorts & Baby

Sometimes the ad platforms suffer from typos, like “escorts and baby” or “akkoka” instead of their proper names. It’s easy enough to figure out what you meant but I still think “locanot” sounds like a magic spell.

Sexcorts & Escrow

Even though it’s one of the most popular terms in this industry, ‘escort’ is far from immune! Whether it’s part of a text message, ad or in a search query, ‘escort’ sees its fair share of errors. “Excort” sounds like a description of service providers who have left the industry whereas “Sexcorts” gets right to the point! “Escrow” always makes me chuckle since it’s such a formal finance term.

What The Duck?

This list would be incomplete without mentioning the champion of all autocorrection fails; duck. “Duck” steals the show from both ‘fuck’ like in “I want to duck” and ‘dick’ when giving instructions like “suck my duck,” making it a remarkably versatile typo.

Autocorrections and typos are part of essentially all digital communication so it’s no surprise to find those mistakes in the adult industry. We keep in touch with so many people in this line of work so things would get pretty boring if we couldn’t have a giggle at the hiccups. We will leave all talk of escrow to the finance sector, but if you’re interested in some gorgeous escorts, you can check them out here!

Photographs are one of the biggest parts of advertising in the sex industry. From the obvious appeal to clients to the more technological advantages, having a good selection of photos is crucial in effective advertising.

The Obvious

The most obvious reason why photographs are so valuable is that clients want to know what they are getting! While written descriptions and stats provide a good baseline, photographs are the easiest way to accurately depict your figure and style and even capture some of your personality. Choose photos that show off your best physical features; like great tits in a lacy bralette or stilettos to show off your legs. You can also use photos to show off what you offer; if intimate GFE’s are your thing, then maybe a sun dress and a rose can set the mood but if your specialty is BDSM, pose with some toys to remind clients what’s on offer.

Advertising Platforms

When uploading photos to various platforms, many have a minimum number of photos required for publication. Having a variety means your profile can appear on as many platforms as possible, and therefore reach more potential clients! Some platforms also prefer to display ads with more photos first, so even if you look stunning in your one photo, your ad might be the last one displayed. 

Online Performance

When it comes to digital performance metrics like SEO or clickthrough rates, there are two basic principles to help give your ads a boost; regular content and unique content. This means that copy-and-paste is not the best way to go. Try to mix up your content, with both text and images. If you can, have a few different blurbs about yourself written and a gallery of photos in a variety of formats/sizes to make sure you can maximise your online advertising performance.

Bonus

The technical know-how is great and all, but for most people there is an unexpected confidence boost that comes with new photos too! That goes for all-out professional shoots and #feltcute selfies alike. There’s nothing wrong with taking a moment to appreciate yourself!

It may seem obvious, but a selection of quality photos can make a huge difference in your advertising. From helping appear first in the gallery to showcasing what it is you do best, photos are a great investment to get started or give your existing profile a boost! 

Happy snapping!