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Looking for some recommendations for your next ‘Netflix & chill’ date? I’ve found the most successful movie selection is one that has you curled up next to each other seeking comfort. So I have come up with my top three hottest scary movies for you to enjoy.

Sinners

Sinners only came out this year and has just been added to HBO Max. It’s a fantastic vampire flick with a hot cast to match. You’ll follow twin brothers ‘Smoke’ and ‘Stack’, played by the ever-handsome Michael B. Jordan, as they return to their hometown for a fresh star. However, a dark and supernatural evil has come to town and threatens to destroy everything. It starts off pretty slow, introducing all the main characters and how their pasts intertwine before getting into the thrilling action after dark. A perfect mix of jumps scares, thrilling action and spicy sex scenes.

Jennifer’s Body

This cult classic is fun, freaky and a bit gory. This film explores the complex relationship between best friends, especially when you add demonic rituals and possession to the mix. The movie follows Jennifer, played by Megan Fox, who begins on a murderous and cannibalistic killing spree after the mysterious events of a rock concert she attended with her bookwormish best friend Needy, played by Amanda Seyfried. When Needy finds out what Jennifer has been up to, she must find a way to stop her. Jennifer’s Body is one of my favourite comedy horrors and is definitely worth watching. You can stream it on Stan.

Scream

Scream is a classic slasher flick, mixing your favourite slasher deaths with a satirical sense of humour. Follow Sidney Prescott, who is still dealing with her mother’s murder, as her small town is thrown into chaos by a serial killer wearing a ghost mask. The events that follow are sprinkled with jokes and nods to classic horror and slasher movie tropes. It is such a fun film to watch, and with 5 sequels, one more on the way, and a TV series in the franchise, it’s perfect for a movie marathon. You can stream Scream on Stan.

I hope you enjoy my scary movie recommendations, and if you are looking for a partner for some ‘Netflix & chill’, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

It’s October, which means the spooky season has begun! To get you in the mood, I am matching up some of your favourite monstrous characters with a hot romance.

Dracula

Is your favourite monster a bloodsucking vampire? Then I would recommend Bride by Ali Hazelwood. This hot and horny romance follows a dangerous alliance between Vampyres and Weres (aka werewolves) in the form of a political marriage. Misery Lark finds herself forced into marriage to the Were Alpha, Lowe Moreland, but was this peacekeeping alliance doomed from the start? Bride is the perfect read for lovers of biting and knotting, as well as readers who enjoy a bit of political intrigue with their smutty romances.

Frankenstein’s Monster

Are you a Frankenstein fan? Well, if you find a man-made monster enticing, then I would recommend Bad Guy by Ruby Dixon. This science fiction romance follows a clone built to be the fiercest of gladiators, but Crulden doesn’t want to win fights; he wants to claim the human slave who cleans his cell. But Mina wants her freedom, so what is a bad guy to do? This romance has a twisted male love interest and a good mix of smut and bloodshed. 

Ghostface

Do you prefer your love interests to stalk you in the night and chase you through the woods whilst also maintaining a quirky sense of humour? Then Navessa Allen’s Lights Out is perfect for you. Aly has a thing for masked men, but when her favourite thirst trap maker, The Faceless Man, posts a video from inside her house, she has to decide just how far her kink goes. This book is equal parts witty and steamy. I especially recommend the audiobook.

Jason

Lastly, for our slasher fans who love a bit of violence with their smut. I recommend Wicked Pursuit by Katee Robert. This novel is inspired by the fairytale Red Riding Hood, and follows Ruby, a mob princess who lives life dangerously, but what is she to do when she acquires a stalker who will kill anyone who touches what is his? This novel is very short on plot but full of smut! 

You can find all of this week’s recommendations on online retailers like Booktopia or Amazon. And if my recommendations have left you thirsting for some monstrous roleplay, you can find the stunning escorts available this week here.

Novelty sex toys can be lots of fun, and the most common kind are rose-shaped clitoral stimulators. But are they as good as they look? Well, I’ve tested one and here are my thoughts!

Aesthetics

This is where rose toys get top marks. They are so cute to look at! The design is simple and elegant. They are pretty easy to clean, as they are usually made from silicone, and the top section is often removable so you can reach all the nooks and crannies. You can even buy versions now that have a ‘stem’ which works as a G-spot stimulator or have egg vibrators attached (these don’t look as nice, in my opinion).

Size

The size of the rose toy is another bonus! They are quite small, so fit nicely in your hands and are easy to store. Also, most versions come with at least two different sizes for the head to fit different types of clits. So if you travel a lot or are short on space, this would be a great toy for you.

Stimulation

Now this is where the rose toy falls behind. For a newbie to clitoral stimulators, this would be great. I’ve found the vibrations to be pretty light to medium, so it still feels nice but isn’t super overwhelming. They are also very easy to use, with only a couple of buttons, and once you turn it on, you can just move it around your clitoris until you find the perfect spot for you. You can also use the vibrations to tease other parts of your body or those of your partner. However, if you have used other stimulators and often use higher settings, this might not work for you. 

Overall, rose toys are a great first toy and a really good choice if you are looking for something small and compact. You can find a range of rose toys on online retailers such as Lovehoney or Amazon. If you would like to try out your new rose toy with great company, you can see all the escorts available this week here.

Are you a gamer looking to spice up your sex life? Well, we have done some digging and worked out which video games are the best to play when your partner tries to distract you. There’s nothing worse than almost defeating a tough enemy only to lose concentration as your partner moves their mouth or hands in that way that makes your toes curl. So here are Harlots’s hot game recommendations

First-Person Shooters

Our first recommendation is first-person shooters like Call of Duty & Halo. The campaigns for these games aren’t usually very challenging, so it’s not a huge problem if you get a little distracted, but they are pretty violent, which may kill the mood. If you are an exhibitionist, you may enjoy playing in online multiplayer and hiding your pleasure. Just make sure you have your mic set to push-to-talk so you don’t scar an unsuspecting stranger.

Metroidvanias

Next up are Metroidvanias. Metroidvanias are action-adventure games that are non-linear and require you to obtain certain tools or abilities to unlock new areas or overcome obstacles. The term Metroidvania comes from two games that use these core ideas, Metroid and Castlevania. My preferred metroidvania is Hollow Knight. These games are usually more challenging than a first-person shooter, so require more concentration during certain puzzles or challenging fights but when just traversing the world, you can just sit back, relax and let yourself enjoy what your partner is doing to you.

Roguelites

If you are worried about the consequences of dying in your video game, then roguelites might work for you. Roguelites are RPGs that are often dungeon crawls, where you collect benefits on each run. When you die, these benefits can be used to permanently upgrade your abilities or items. This way, if you get too distracted in the throes of passion, you won’t completely destroy your progress. My personal favourites are Hades and Hades II, which are both fun and have hot character art. 

Simulations

Lastly, for our cozy gamers, I’d recommend simulation games. Farming sims are usually pretty relaxed, and if you get distracted, you’ll only lose a day in-game and maybe a small amount of resources. My favourite farming sims are Stardew Valley and Coral Island. Otherwise, you could try a dating sim to get you in the mood. These are usually point-and-click adventures, or if not, have very few time-sensitive tasks, so if you lose yourself to your partner’s machinations, it’s not going to ruin your dating chances. A big bonus of dating sims is also the hot artwork that will definitely help set the mood. My top two dating sims are Date Everything and Dream Daddy. 

Most of the games I’ve discussed can be found on Steam or on the PlayStation and Xbox stores. If you would like to test your concentration, come on down to Harlots!

Today I’m tackling a tough topic: erectile dysfunction. ED can be hard (pun intended) to talk about; it’s a deeply personal issue and can feel very embarrassing. But let me ease your worries, while not normal ED is surprisingly common, and there are heaps of methods to help treat it.

What Is Erectile Dysfunction?

Erectile Dysfunction, aka ED or impotence, is the inability to get or keep an erection. It can affect up to 50% of men aged 40 to 70. Now the occasional failure to get an erection is normal and often related to alcohol, anxiety, tiredness or a combination of all three. However, if you are having ongoing issues, then that’s not normal, and you need to have a chat with your doctor. 

Causes Of Erectile Dysfunction

There are lots of different factors that can cause ED. Anxiety or depression used to be considered the main cause, but is in fact only the main cause in 1 of 10 cases. Most cases of ED are physical or anatomical, with ED being a symptom of another problem. Some examples of main causes are illnesses such as diabetes, MS, or high blood pressure. It can also be a side effect of surgery, like a radiation treatment or a prostatectomy, or a side effect of medications. Another leading cause is your lifestyle, like smoking, alcohol and obesity. So what are some treatments for ED?

Counselling & Therapy

While only the main cause in 1 of 10 cases, anxiety, depression and stress can seriously impact your ability to maintain an erection. Counselling and therapy can be a great way to combat these issues and may also help with your ED. 

Vacuum Erection Devices

Vacuum erection devices or penis pumps are a drug-free way of treating ED. They help by increasing the blood flow to the penis and can help create an erection that works well enough for penetration. However, they tend not to be as effective as medications.

Medications

While medications can be the cause of ED, some medications can also be the treatment. If medication is the cause, you can discuss changing your prescription with your doctor. However, there are a few prescription medications that can help improve the blood flow to the penis, famously the little blue pill. These medications won’t cause erections, but will help boost any erections you get. However, these medications can have their own side effects like facial flushing, headaches and sometimes muscle pain and reflux. There are also now versions of this medication that can be compounded into lozenges, which tend to be more effective. As always with medications, have a discussion with your doctor about what’s right for you.

Injections

For those men who can’t take oral medications, there are injections available. They can be a bit daunting as you inject them straight into the penis, but the needle is very small and most users find it surprisingly painless, a 1.1/10 on the pain scale. This injection takes about 5 minutes to kick in, forces an erection even if you aren’t aroused, and you’ll be hard for about 45 minutes. This medication is serious stuff, so you definitely need medical guidance before use.

I hope this helps you tackle ED and have those tough conversations with your doctor. For more information on erectile dysfunction, you can read more here. Or if you’d like to try out some of these techniques, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here! 

Do you have an adventurous spirit and a love for all things freaky and kinky? This week, I will be pairing up some monstrous sex toys with matching monster romances. 

Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic By CM Nascosta

For those just dipping their toes into monster romances and toys, I would recommend Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic by CM Nascosta. You’ll follow Moriah as she uses a breeding clinic to help get pregnant after her recent divorce. The hot twist? This clinic uses werewolves and believes in insemination the old-fashioned way. This werewolf romance is great for beginners, as the main male love interest is mostly human with some fun enhancements downstairs. You can pair this read with any werewolf-themed dildos or dildos with knots. 

Bull Moon Rising By Ruby Dixon

Next up, we have Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon. This smutty romance is set in a fantasy world where digging for magical artifacts is a dangerous yet sought-after profession. Our main character, Aspeth, strikes a bargain with hulking minotaur Hawk. He’ll be her husband and chaperone, allowing her to become an apprentice if she helps him through his rut. If you have a size kink and love stubborn muscular men and buxom women, this is the series for you. For the full experience, I would recommend any large or bull-themed dildos.

Stalked By The Kraken By Lillian Lark

Into tentacle dildos? Then Stalked By The Kraken by Lillian Lark is the novel for you! Rose is a matchmaking witch who has lost her mojo and is in desperate need of raw magic. Enter a mysterious man who offers to supply that sensual magic, but only if she joins him. This book is fun, flirty and will have you diving into the deep end of monster romances in no time. Which makes it the perfect read for tentacle lovers, voyeurs and exhibitionists.

The Weaver By Tiffany Roberts

Watch out if you’re an arachnophobe, this recommendation is full of spiders… but in a hot way. The Weaver by Tiffany Roberts is set on a distant planet full of giant spider people, where a team of human colonists have crash-landed and must now try to survive on a hostile planet. So, what’s a girl like Ahmya supposed to do when one of these strangely hunky spidermen is ready to attend to her every need? This is definitely a book for the more advanced monster romance readers, but it is worth it. Add on some ovipositor sex toys, and you are in for a night of wild fun.

You can find all the books mentioned above on Booktopia or Amazon, and all the fun monstrous dildos at online retailers like Nothosaur or Bad Dragon. Feeling hot and horny after one of my recommendations or looking to try out a new purchase? You can see the stunning escorts available this week here.

Worried you are coming too early? Then Harlots is here to help with some useful tips, tricks and resources.

What is Premature Ejaculation?

Premature ejaculation is when you can’t control when you ejaculate, and come before you are ready. Things like chemical imbalances in the brain, overstimulation, and performance anxiety can cause premature ejaculation. 

So how do you fix it? The first step is seeking help from a medical practitioner, like your general practitioner. If you don’t have a GP or aren’t comfortable discussing this with your doctor, I would recommend checking out Mens Health Downunder. They work all around Australia, helping men with sensitive health problems.

Below you will find some examples of the main techniques or options to help with premature ejaculation.

Breathing Techniques

The number one piece of advice is don’t hold your breath. This will just make your body tense and more reactive. Instead, try slow controlled breathing and slow stimulation to avoid overstimulating yourself. You could even try some meditation exercises to help with any performance or general anxieties. 

Numbing Creams

You would need to speak with a professional, but another helpful technique is using numbing sprays or creams. When applied in advance, they can help prolong ejaculation by reducing sensation. Obviously, the big issue with this is the reduced sensation and how that can also reduce your enjoyment. There are lots of numbing creams and sprays available on the market, so definitely talk to your doctor before purchasing any to ensure it’s safe to use and the right option for you.

Medication

Lastly, there is prescription medication. While there isn’t anything on the market that directly helps with premature ejaculation, there are a few medications, like some antidepressants, that have the classic side effect of prolonging ejaculation, and some of them are even short-acting acting so you only need to take them as needed. However, as these are prescription medications, you will need to discuss with your doctor what is right for you. 

I hope that after reading this, you’ve found some useful advice and feel confident in asking your GP for help if you need it. If you would like more information on premature ejaculation, you can read more here. Or if you’d like to try out some of these techniques, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here! 

When you think of a dungeon master, you probably think of a strong man or woman clad in leather ordering you to your knees. But for me, dungeon masters are very different. I think of one of my friends sitting at the head of a large table, weaving a fantastical world for me to explore in a game of Dungeons & Dragons. So, let’s have a look at the similarities between BDSM and D&D.

Roleplay

Whether you’re playing Dungeons & Dragons with your friends or playing out your hottest fantasies with your mistress, you are probably engaging in some roleplaying. Roleplay can be intimidating if you’ve never done it before, but my top tips are ‘fake it till you make it’ and ‘keep it simple’. A good mistress or master (like a good D&D group) won’t judge you if your acting is a bit stiff or not fully realistic. The most important thing is that you (and your partner or players) are enjoying yourself.

Leather

Not all mistresses and masters wear leather, but it’s a classic look for a reason. Often, they won’t wear a full leather outfit but will accessorise with leather collars or cuffs or even toys. D&D groups are much the same. At a regular gaming session, you might not wear a full leather ranger’s outfit, but accessories are definitely encouraged. And if you and your friends decide to go to a medieval festival or a Renaissance fair, then a full leather outfit would fit right in. 

Dice

In Dungeons & Dragons, you use dice to decide almost everything. Whether you can see a hidden treasure or how much damage you do to a foe is all decided by the roll of a die. There’s even a huge market for custom dice to match you or your character’s aesthetic. Meanwhile, in the bedroom, you can use sex dice to decide your next move. There are a few different kinds, some with just fun positions to try or others that work in pairs, one for the action and the other for the body part. These dice can be more funny than erotic at times, but are a great way to add some humour to the bedroom. You can buy some at online retailers like Lovehoney.

Dungeon master or pleasure mistress, both are guaranteed to lead to an evening of fun and adventure. You can learn more about D&D here and check out the BDSM escorts available here. 

Finding the right sex toy for you can be extremely difficult. There are so many different kinds, it can be hard to choose. This week, I’m going to help you narrow it down by telling you the pros and cons of the three main materials sex toys are made from.

Silicone

Silicone is the most common material for sex toys to be made from. It’s easy to clean, non-porous and great for transmitting tantalising vibrations. It can be used on a range of toys, like dildos, butt plugs, vibrators and many more. The main drawbacks of silicone-based toys is that they pick up fluff, hair and dust like you wouldn’t believe, so you’ll want to store them in a bag or drawer away from potential contaminants. You also need to be careful not to use silicone-based lubes, as they will degrade your toys over time, so stick with water-based lubricants instead.

Glass

Smooth, hard and gorgeous to look at, glass sex toys feel decadent against your skin. But they aren’t just beautiful, they are also perfect for temperature play. Whether you want to heat them up or cool them down, they can do both. They are also deliciously firm, perfect for hitting those internal pleasure spots. They’re also very easy to clean, just a rinse with hot water and then leave them to dry, and they’ll be ready for your next session. You can also use any lubricant you like; no need to worry about damaging your toy.
Looking at a glass sex toy, you might start to worry about it breaking, but don’t worry, they are made from borosilicate glass. Borosilicate glass is super durable and won’t shatter into lots of sharp little pieces if dropped.

Metal

Metal toys are very similar to glass ones. They are great for temperature play, durable, and compatible with all kinds of lube. Where metal toys excel is with weight play. If you enjoy a heftiness to your toys, then a metal toy will be perfect for you, and they come in a range of weights so you can find one that suits you best. Some metal toys can also work with an electric current. So, if you want to try out electronic stimulation, they are the toy for you. Just make sure you get a metal toy designed specifically for electronic stimulation.

Ready to try out some new sex toys? You can find a range of toys for sale at online retailers like Lovehoney or Lelo. Have fun experimenting!

Do you prefer the intimate connection of a Girl Friend Experience, or are you more interested in exploring the darker sides of pleasure in a dirty BDSM session? This week, I have curated a selection of books to match your favourite extras. So, you can keep the fun going at home until you can visit us again.

The Girl Friend Experience AKA GFE

This recommendation is for those who love a night of cuddling and cozy affection. Building a more intimate connection than just good old-fashioned sex can provide. Elena Armas’ The Spanish Love Deception is the perfect romcom. You’ll follow main character, Catalina Martín, as she drags her infuriating coworker, Aaron Blackford, to a wedding in Spain to fool her family. It’s funny, flirty with the right hint of spice, just like the perfect GFE. 

The Naughty Girlfriend Experience AKA NGFE

Next up is the Naughty Girlfriend Experience, where the intimate connection of a GFE is combined with the naughtier side of pleasure. This could include spanking, dirty talk, rougher sex and all the other things you wish your girlfriend would do. To fulfil your naughty desires, I’d recommend Gifting Me To His Best Friend by Katee Roberts. Married couple Grayson and Emma decide to finally face the sexual tension between Emma and Grayson’s best friend Derek by gifting her to him for Christmas. But what will happen when Grayson starts to feel left out? This short novella is hot from start to finish; you’ll wish your partner was as naughty as this trio. 

The Porn Star Experience AKA PSE

Does the loud, hot and messy pleasure of a PSE leave you feeling sated? Then I think you should read (or even better, listen to) Caught Up by Navessa Allen. Nico “Junior” Trocci has a dark obsession with Lauren Marchetti, even if he knows she’s off limits. But paying for scantily clad or even fully pornographic videos online isn’t enough anymore; he’s ready to go after what he wants. Can Lauren fight the white-hot desire building between them? This book is red hot, and if you love voyeurism and exhibitionism, then you’ll love this. 

The BDSM Experience

For those of you with a love for all things kinky, I recommend Katee Robert’s Dark Olympus series, starting with Neon Gods. It is a dark romance series full of modern interpretations of Greek gods and heroes. Neon Gods focuses on Persephone and Hades and explores exhibitionism and BDSM. It’s a great combination of riveting story and raunchy sex scenes.

Have my recommendations left you hot, horny and wanting more? Then come down to Harlots Darwin and book your favourite experience with one of our stunning escorts.