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I have always appreciated the sex appeal of an older woman. There are plenty of reasons why “MILF,” “mature” and “cougar” are such popular terms in porn, but I never really understood it until her.

When she walked in the door, it was like my first crush all over again. Butterflies in my tummy, my face turning pink and I suddenly didn’t know where to look or how to talk. Her outfit would have seemed plain if it weren’t for the ripe, hourglass figure it clung to. Her jeans were low around her hips, which could have been literally child-bearing. Across the small of her back was a faded, skimpy tattoo, the remnants of an impulsive youth. Her cropped band tee wasn’t designer ‘vintage,’ just concert merch from her 20’s. She seemed like a snapshot of sex appeal from years gone by, like meeting Stacy’s Mom.

Despite whatever skin-care routine that kept her skin so soft, her charming smile lines hinted at years of pleasure & laughter. From that first moment, she radiated warmth and I’m quite sure she could seduce a nun if she wanted to. At first, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to be her or be with her, but I’m confident now it’s both. Most of the women I meet in this industry are in their 20s or 30s so to see someone who was old enough to be my mother was unusual, let alone a woman so magnetic.

She was touring for one of the busiest events, so we were sleeping two to a room. As fate would have it, I ended up bunking with her. We were both ready to fall into bed after a long night but had time to chat about our schedules. I was impressed but not really surprised by how many clients were already booked in to see her. She said that being a ‘mature’ woman in this job meant more social dates than parties but it certainly didn’t mean any less fun.

“There are always new tricks to learn, and you should see the things I’ve learnt to do,” she said with a chuckle. I was captivated by her passion, her warmth, and even her perfume left me craving more.

The next day was a whirlwind of hairspray and glitter as we all rushed to get ready. Suddenly, she appeared beside me and laid her hand on my bare shoulder.

“Hey hun, you do overnights, right?” she asked.

I nodded.

“And what about bi-doubles?”

I nodded again and she smiled.

“That guy we spoke about last night, he has decided he wants a double and you’ll never guess who he wants to see me with,” she says with a flirty grin.

There was no containing my excitement for that evening. The perfect opportunity to explore this new-found attraction had just fallen into my lap. Maybe it was her years of experience in all things pleasure or the undeniable chemistry between us, but I still haven’t found anyone who can make me feel the way she did. 

Check out Mature Women available here.

Having music playing in the background can not only break the tension in the bedroom but can really add to the atmosphere. With its powerful riffs, suggestive lyrics and rebellious spirit, it’s no wonder that rock & roll is popular when people are getting freaky! High-energy and full of youthful rebellion, rock & roll is perfect for when you’re looking for something to back your next Porn Star Experience.

Shhh by Prince

Prince has given us some timeless classics and Shhh is no exception! From the hot & heavy opening, it then transitions to his seductive voice. From there, the climactic guitar part appears several times throughout the songs. If you’re up for the challenge of giving multiple O’s, this is a great soundtrack to keep you on pace!

Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin

Whole Lotta Love is an iconic rock song with heavy drums, strong guitar riffs and of course those evocative vocals. Your own bedroom vocals won’t be out of place during this piece so feel free to express yourself.

Use Me by Bill Withers

From the title alone, this song is all about undeniable sexual chemistry. The lyrics tell a story of sex so mindblowing you’ll let your partner’s misbehaviour slide. It’s certainly not a love song but that funky bass line makes it one hell of a making-love song!

Rock & Roll is a diverse genre and comes with plenty of options for your next bedroom playlist. Whether it’s the heartfelt vocals with suggestive lyrics or the drums that keep the pace for those big moments, rock & roll has a lot to offer your night-time repertoire.

When you are browsing some of the gorgeous babes available, you are sure to come across a whole heap of terms that are unique to the sex industry. Everyone is familiar with the words “porn star” and might even have their favourites. However, a “Porn Star Experience” offers you the chance to feel like one!

Extras (things outside of standard service) often appear together in “Experiences.” These are themed bundles that help you make the most of your time together! “Porn Star Experience,” or PSE for short, is one example.

Porn Star Experiences draw inspiration from the wild moans, naughty extras and kinky pleasures in our favourite XXX scenes. Just like every porn video is unique, every PSE varies. Without any hard-and-fast rules about what should be in a PSE, your time with different ladies will be focused on what they do best! Sometimes that’s messy BJs & deepthroat, other times it could be hairpulling and spanking. While things like dirty talk, role play and spanking are popular inclusions in PSE not everyone offers them, so it’s important to make sure you know what’s included.

When it comes to pricing PSEs, some babes charge a flat rate for all bookings up to an hour long. Others adjust their prices depending on how long you would like to spend together. If you’re booking more than an hour, it’s best to chat in–person about the total cost of your extras. Most ladies are more than happy to discuss extras and if you think of something you like that’s not in their PSE there is no harm in asking! Not everyone can be flexible with their PSEs but you won’t know unless you ask!

Porn Star Experiences can be exhilarating, but they may not be what you are looking for. Sometimes, a good ol’ standard booking with massage, handjob, blowjob and sex is all you want. PSEs are one of many ways you can choose to spice up your time together, and we will gladly leave the naughty stuff for another time. If you do feel like some wild thrills and chills, check out some Porn Star extraordinaires here.

Euphemisms, or terms used in place of other words, and slang are a key part of how we talk about all things intimate. While vagina and penis are the ‘proper’ terms, they feel awkward when talking casually compared to pussy and dick. Every language and time period has its own words to describe body parts, sex acts and types of people. Sometimes we hold on to those words for centuries, but sometimes old slang sounds bizarre and downright comical! 

The following are made available by The Project Gutenberg publication of The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue, originally by Francis Grose.

Doing The Deed

There are infinite ways to describe the horizontal tango; like knocking boots or getting laid. At the turn of the 19th century, you could have a brush with a beautiful woman, or relish her. If it was a quickie, you would take a flourish, and if you decided to have a mostly clothed romp outside of the bedroom, you would be taking a flyer. 

Sugar Sticks & Bubbies

Slang terms for body parts are also common and change constantly. What we call boobs, titties and ta-tas, were once called diddeys, bubbies and a woman’s apple dumplin’ shop. A busty woman could be called a bushel bubby! As for pussy, the words quim and madge were popular euphemisms.

Don’t worry, dicks were not forgotten! Cocks were described as deliciously naughty sugar sticks and if you were a shower, not a grower, you might be described as having a lobcock. One of the wittier phrases was the silent flute.

People

Not all parts of language change though; this 18th-century text still described well-endowed blokes as well-hung. Also, while gold digger usually refers to a young woman and a rich man, the term fortune hunter was reserved for men who were seeking wealthy wives!

There are also many terms for promiscuous ladies, sex workers and women in general, though some aren’t as kind as others. Dirty puzzle is defined as “a nasty slut” which has definitely appeared in more than a few XXX video titles. A few highlights include quean, trollop and strumpet all referring to lusty babes, plus harlot of course!

Language is constantly changing and as new words emerge, the old ones can fade away. It’s amusing to imagine using those words today since they seem so foreign to us. If you fancy taking a flourish of your own, check out the available babes here!

Available in a range of sizes and flavoured, coloured and textured for your pleasure! Condoms are an essential part of a healthy sex life! They remain the only form of contraception that reduces the risk of pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. They weren’t always so fancy though!

Just The Tip

While modern condoms are stocked in a range of sizes, there was a period of time when doctors were responsible for measuring and ordering custom fits! These made-to-measure prophylactics were ‘glans only’ but didn’t offer complete protection and had a tendency to fall off during use. Some earlier records indicate glans condoms were used in Japan and Italy too but they faced the same issues.

Sick Sea Men

In 1494, thriving naval fleets and nautical trade routes contributed to an international outbreak of STIs, namely, syphilis. The symptomatic pustules contributed to the deaths of many people across Europe and by 1505, large parts of Asia. Doctors and physicians across the world began an effort to popularise the use of condoms to reduce the risk of transmission. This led to efforts to make condoms more affordable. Since they were hand-crafted at the time, condoms were largely reserved for the upper classes due to the cost. 

Rubbers Weren’t Always Made Of Rubber

Before the mid-1800s, condoms were made from a range of materials and their comfort level varied too. 14th century England they were made of animal tissue, sometimes the bladder or intestines. While it seems bizarre now, gloves had been made out of treated intestines since the 1200s.

In Japan, condoms were made of tortoise shells or animal horns; talk about being horny! The Dutch began trading in condoms made of “fine leather” and the Italians experimented with linen condoms that were secured with a ribbon. If you could afford the luxury (and didn’t mind the sticky texture), some were even lined with velvet or silk!

While rubber condoms were first developed in 1855, they still had a lengthwise seam and were about 2mm thick. It wasn’t until 1912 that Julius Fromm dipped a glass bulb into liquid rubber to create the seamless design we all recognise today! Fromm also created condom vending machines!

Like many things, condoms have gone through countless iterations. From bulky linen and animal horn to the seamless, lightweight and sometimes flavoured versions available from corner stores and sexual health clinics today. The development of the modern condom has been essential in helping humanity make the most of their time between the sheets.

Sex and songs go so well together! So many songs are about sex and a good playlist can really enhance a night between the sheets! With a mix of genres, eras and artists, feel free to take some inspiration from my sex playlist favourites!

Slide by H.E.R. is a laidback R&B jam with a feature from American rapper YG. It may not be the accompaniment to a ‘grand finale’ moment, but it is an excellent ‘taking your time’ vibe. With the atmosphere from the rhythmic synth and H.E.R.’s gentle, soulful vocals, this piece is definitely worth listening to.

H.E.R. is an African American singer, songwriter and composer who has won several awards for her music. She creates a beautiful blend of R&B, hip-hop and soul. Slide was released in 2019 and has been nominated for a range of awards. It also won a BMI R&B/Hip-Hop Award in 2021. 

The introduction of Slide is YG describing H.E.R. and sets the scene for an empowered female figure to be the main character of this piece. H.E.R. sings the majority of the song and describes hanging out with a gentleman in a fancy car. The lyrics suggest treating yourself and living the highlife but without worrying about what others might say. The question repeated throughout, “when we goin’ slide?” suggests that she wants to spend more time with her companion and is interested in seeing where things go. It’s curious, playful and definitely sultry, and brings those qualities to life with the catchy melody and beat.

The featured verse from YG is one of my favourite rap features since it complements and balances H.E.R.s vocals & style so well. It opens with “I need a bae-cation” which is just adorable. ‘Bitch’ can be positive or negative but the next line always makes me giggle; “I need my bitch in an apron, booty all out cookin’ bacon.” It’s cute, suggestive and helps remind listeners to have some genuine fun even when things are getting steamy.

There’s no ‘right’ or ‘wrong’ when it comes to what songs should be in your sex playlist. What really matters is how it makes you feel; sexy, confident, seductive or just straight-up horny! If you feel like trying out a few songs with someone, check out the babes available here!

Alongside the infamous bra hooks, women’s buttons are one of the challenges eager men face when it comes to undressing their partner. While it may not seem obvious at first, women’s clothing usually has buttons on the left; the opposite of the typical men’s shirt! It’s not just there as a challenge during foreplay, but the reason is quite bizarre.

Buttons started out as mostly decorative since most clothing had laces, straps or ties. They started appearing in the 13th century and were popular in mens clothing. Men’s clothing was less likely to require lacing compared to women’s dresses and corsets. Given that most people are right-handed, having buttons on the right side was logical.

It was several hundred years before women’s clothing began to incorporate buttons regularly. Most women’s clothing had laces, like corsets or shoulder straps like pinafores. Upper-class women often wore layered clothing; like undergarments, chemises, corsets and blouses. As such, they often had maids who helped them dress. When buttons became popular amongst the wealthy, they were placed on the left side for women’s clothing. This was under the assumption that most maids were right-hand dominant.

Even as buttons became part of normal dress and maids were less common, the tradition and expectation for women’s clothing to have them on the left side persisted. In the present day, placement isn’t as important as back then. While having the buttons on the right side may be easier, most women have been buttoning up shirts on the left side since school so are well-practised.

One benefit of this button debacle is that it’s even easier for you to undress your lucky lady. Plus, we get to show off our ambidextrous unbuttoning skills if you let us undress you too! What do you say, fancy an unbuttoning competition?

Maybe you prefer one-on-one pleasure or you can’t imagine sharing your significant other with someone else in the bedroom. However, other couples swear by the mutual satisfaction and bonding experience of adding a third to the bedroom. There are plenty of reasons why a couple might decide to book an escort. Here are just a few examples:

Sexual Bucket List

A threesome is a frequent appearance on sexual bucket lists, and a couple inviting another person to join is no exception. The intimacy of being with your significant other and some gorgeous stranger at the same time is the perfect recipe for a night of sinful dreams come true. 

Anniversary Gifts

Quite often, threesomes with couples are saved for special occasions. Some choose to celebrate the big milestones by inviting another woman in to please them both. Other couples decide to keep things new and exciting with a variety of companions to keep them on their toes.

For His Pleasure

It’s no secret that a lot of men find girl-on-girl action super hot. So, for his birthday, why not invite over another woman and put on a live show for him? It’ll drive him crazy.

For Her Pleasure

Plenty of women in hetero relationships decide to invite another woman into the bedroom for their own pleasure more than their partners. Despite years of dating men, couples bookings offer the chance to explore those secret girl-on-girl fantasies.

There are plenty of couples who seek professional company for a huge range of reasons. It may be a once-off to say you’ve done it or a semi-regular way to keep things exciting at home. For the ladies, couples bookings can provide the chance to explore your sexual desires with the approval (and encouragement) of your partner. Regardless of why you are booking, you can browse open-minded ladies who are passionate about making incredible memories with couples here.

I don’t know much about cars, so when the conversation at a summer break get-together turns to everyone’s cars I sort of zone out. As I absent-mindedly braid my hair, my eyes wander from the speckled floor of the car park to the shimmering glare from someone’s windshield when something catches my eye. Snapping back to reality, I realise Luca has been trying to get my attention while I’ve been daydreaming.

“Hey, you still here?” he says with a smirk. I let out a giggle and blamed the heat for my daydreaming.

Alex jumps in to ask what car I drive and I wave my hand towards mine. “There, the blue one,” I say.

The guys chuckle; apparently, I was supposed to tell them the make and model but they’ve already figured it out and are back to their car talk. My eyes wander again, the green of the park behind Luca, his blue jeans, his lop-sided smirk… oh shit! How long have I been staring at him? Luca doesn’t seem to mind though, he gives me a nod and a wink before turning back to Alex. There’s something about him though, his scruffy beard and the way his muscled arms make his button-up scrunch at his elbows.

A car pulls up at the other end of the car park and Alex looks over.

“Uh oh, someone’s having a bad day,” he remarks nodding at the flat tyre.

“Lucky for them, you know how to change a tyre, don’t you Alex?” Luca prompts. Alex glances at me and flashes Luca a wry smile.

“Too true,” he says as he jogs off.

Luca leans beside me against his ute. I can feel the heat of the sunset reflecting off the bonnet but that’s not why I start to blush. 

“I’m glad they got a flat,” he says softly.

“Oh yeah, why’s that?” I reply trying not to let my voice waver.

“Because now that Alex isn’t here, I can do what I’ve been thinking about all afternoon…”

I feel a rush, like butterflies in my tummy and I open my mouth to ask him what that might be when he interrupts me, “But only if you admit that you were checking me out.”

If my blushing wasn’t that noticeable before, it’s completely undeniable now. I giggle softly and rest my head against his shoulder in mock defeat.

Luca uses his hand to lift my face, “C’mon, I want my confession,” he teases.

“You are such a dork,” I tell him.

“A dork?” he asks softly, leaning closer to me.

“Yeah,” I manage to whisper as our noses brush against each other.

He pulls me closer to him and I can feel all the places our bodies are pressed against each other. I like the way he smells and tastes and the way he traces his fingertips across my back. Suddenly, he stops and pulls back.

“Do you want to know something about this ute?” he asks, smacking the side of the tub.

“Oh sure,” I say sarcastically, “couldn’t you tell I was just captivated by your discussion on crankshafts and axles?”

Luca laughs and reaches for my hand. He leans in again until I can feel his scruffy beard tickling my neck and he whispers, “In this tub are handles and I would love for you and me to make the most of them.”

I let out a giggle, “Oh my god, you are a dork!” 

While most people know that BDSM is associated with kinks & fetishes, the actual letters of themselves often go overlooked. BDSM is an acronym, but some of the letters double to include more than one word. It stands for Bondage, Discipline, Domination, Submission, Sadism, Masochism.

Bondage

Bondage can refer to all sorts of restraints, but some popular favourites include shibari/ropes, silk ties or handcuffs (bonus points if they are fluffy!). Ropes, cuffs, straps or chains can be exciting for the person doing the restraining and the one being restrained but it’s an exercise in trust too. Bondage and restraints are often reserved for established partners so don’t be surprised if the escort you see would like to hold off on the chains for a while. As with all BDSM things, communication is paramount so check in with your partner frequently. Make sure they are still enjoying their time and that nothing is uncomfortable (or cramping!). There are plenty of online resources about how to achieve elaborate harnesses made of rope but sometimes the most fun is the spontaneous, make-shift restraints, like while we are undressing, taking off your suit tie to wrap my wrists together…

Discipline

The tension of discipline relies on a power dynamic like a master and servant or teacher and naughty student. Discipline might mean punishments for breaking the agreed-upon rules or rewards for following orders. Again, communication is key so establish the ground rules before starting to give out orders. You could go old school with a wooden cane across my thighs, or reward me by letting me do what I like with you for a while. Sometimes discipline can be less about the pain of whips and paddles. There is plenty of inspiration online for “fun-ishments” instead.

Domination & Submission

One of the core elements of BDSM is the power play of domination and submission. Sometimes it’s subtle, there may be a sense of shared experiences rather than power. Other times that power play is at the core of the scene. The appeal of teacher-student or master-servant roleplays is the sense of domination that one has over the other. It’s important to discuss things before diving into the fun though. Even the words we use in dirty talk aren’t one-size-fits-all; would you rather I call you Sir or Master? And while calling me a good girl will make my heart skip a beat, my girlfriend would much rather be your dirty little slut, or we could take control and be your Mistresses.

Sadism & Masochism

Last but not least is the combo deal of sadism and masochism. Sadism is the sexual arousal and gratification that comes with making others feel pain or humiliation. To complement sadism, masochism is when feeling pain or humiliation is what gets you off. Some people don’t resonate with either term so their BDSM scenes might be different. They may focus on taboo role-play or mutual pleasure rather than impact play or degradation. For people interested in sadism & masochism, it can be very rewarding to start the intensity low and build slowly. Rather than starting with floggers, you could pinch me, bite me, and drag your nails across my skin first. Not everyone is so eager to experience all those sensations, so check in with your partner. I know plenty of people who would much rather see you squirm instead.

Given how important communication is in all aspects of BDSM, you should always make sure you set aside some time to talk before your booking. We want to make your wildest dreams come true but unexpected bites or insults are definitely not going to make a positive impression. Be upfront about what you are after and we can point you in the direction of escorts who share the same naughty interests. Whether you are looking for an obedient little pet, a latex-clad mistress or anything in between, check out the escorts who enjoy the darker side of pleasure here.