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Christmas is only a couple of days away, and I thought I would get you all into the Christmas spirit with a list of the hottest Santas you can watch this season.

Klaus

Starting off strong, we have Klaus from the animated film Klaus. He is strong, gentle and good with his hands. Add on a heavy dose of hulking forest man and a tendency towards silence, and I’d say you have the perfect winter crush. The movie itself is a heartwarming tale of a postman who sets out to prove himself and ends up bringing light and warmth to a frozen town. A great watch for the whole family.

Rise Of The Guardians

Yes, this is another animated Santa, but hear me out. This Santa is tall, buff and tatted! He’s like a mafia boss but more joyful. Plus, he has an accent, and who doesn’t love an accent? Nicholas St. North is just one of the many lovable characters in Rise of the Guardians. This movie is one of my favourite Christmas flicks and has a star-studded cast. It’s heartfelt and adventurous. I would definitely recommend giving it a watch.

The Christmas Chronicles

Last but not least, we have Saint Nick from The Christmas Chronicles. This bad boy of Christmas is played by the ever-handsome Kurt Russel. He is more rock and roll than round and rosy. So, if you prefer unique Christmas movies with a fun twist, then this movie is for you. It’s got action, humour and even a musical number. 

You can find these hot Santas on streaming sites like Netflix or Stan. And if you want to spend your Christmas with a naughty elf of your own, you can see the gorgeous escorts we have available here.

Fig Femme is one of the leading brands in feminine hygiene, and over the last couple of weeks, I have had the pleasure of testing some of their products. So let me tell you all about this wonderful brand.

What is Fig Femme?

Fig Femme was established in 2020 by Indonesian-Australian model, Lindy Klim. Klim sought to create a brand that encourages conversations about feminine hygiene and promotes wellness with safe and nourishing ingredients. All of the products they have available are vegan, biodegradable and free of sulfates, dyes and synthetic fragrances. They are also dedicated to providing support to the adult industry and will be offering lower prices for industry workers.

The Products

Fig Femme has four main products. Their Refresh daily wash, intimate wipes, Revive hydrating mist and Restore vulva mask. I was fortunate enough to get to try their Refresh daily wash and intimate wipes. Firstly, I love the packaging. It is very crisp and clean whilst still being visually appealing. The daily wash was really gentle and soothing. It left me feeling clean and fresh all day. If I did need a quick refresh, I had the intimate wipes on hand. They were great for an on-the-go clean-up and fit nicely into my handbag. Overall, I loved using Fig Femme’s products, and with their very affordable prices, they are definitely worth trying out.

If you would like to read more about Fig Femme as well as purchase some of their products, you can visit their website here. You can also read more product reviews and blogs from me here.

‘Tis the season to be jolly! To help you get into the Christmas spirit, I have curated a list of the best Christmas flicks. These movies are perfect for curling up on the couch with that special someone, or your favourite escort. 

Hot Frosty

Do you wish you could make the perfect partner? Well, in Hot Frosty, a young widow, Kathy, accidentally brings a snowman to life, and while his skin may be cold, his body is hot. Can Kathy hide the origins of her new visitor and stop him from getting in all kinds of trouble? This Christmas romcom is corny and funny in all the best ways.

The Holiday

The Holiday is a Christmas classic with a star-studded cast including Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jack Black and Jude Law. When a Hollywood professional and a British columnist need to escape their rotten love lives, they decide to swap homes for the holidays. While both women were hoping for peace and quiet, instead they end up meeting some men who will change everything. It’s cute, it’s funny, and it’s one of my favourite holiday films

Rise Of The Guardians

For fans of animated flicks, I have you covered. Rise Of The Guardians is fun for the whole family, whilst still having the sultry tones of Jude Law as the voice of the villain. The troublesome Jack Frost must join forces with a group of immortal guardians to stop an evil spirit, Pitch (AKA Jude Law), from plunging the world into darkness and fear. This movie is beautifully animated and wonderfully heartfelt. It is a must-watch!

Die Hard

Looking for a fight this Christmas? Well, start up the age-old argument of ‘Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?’ I firmly believe it is and would recommend it to any action lover or fan of a bruised and bloody Bruce Willis. Follow detective McClane as he finds himself stuck at his wife’s work Christmas party turned hostage situation. Can he save them all, or will he die trying?

You can watch all of these great movie recs on streaming services like Disney+, Stan or Netflix. If you need a cuddle buddy for your Christmas movie night, you can see all the gorgeous escorts we have available here.

With Christmas just around the corner, I have compiled a list of fantastic holiday romances. Whether you want to curl up and read one yourself or need some ideas for Secret Santa, there is a book recommendation for you. 

Time To Shine by Rachel Reid

You should know by now that I love my ice hockey romances, and Time To Shine is another fantastic book by Rachel Reid. Backup goalie Landon Stackhouse has been called up to the big leagues. When superstar winger Casey manages to skate through his defences, will Landon be able to ignore the tension building between them? While not technically a Christmas novel, some of the best parts of Time To Shine take place during the holiday season.

Wrapped Up In You by Talia Hibbert

Looking for a lighthearted yet steamy read? Then Wrapped Up In You is perfect for you. The only thing successful actor William Reid wants this Christmas is his best friend’s sister, Abbie. When a blizzard leaves them alone together at her grandma’s cottage, Will finally has a chance to convince her of his feelings. Will he get his chance under the mistletoe? Read it and find out!

Gifting Me To His Best Friend by Katee Robert

Sharing is caring, and Gifting Me To His Best Friend is all about the benefits of sharing. Grayson and Emma are happily married and spending their Christmas away with Grayson’s best friend Derek. When they are preparing to hand out their gifts, Grayson realises what the perfect gift for Derek would be: Emma. But what will happen when Grayson starts to feel left out? This short novella is hot, spicy, and the perfect Christmas read.

You can find all my Christmas recommendations at online retailers like Booktopia or Amazon. If you would like to spice up your holiday season, you can find all the gorgeous escorts we have available here. 

If you are a sex toy aficionado, then you probably know all about Bad Dragon. However, newbies to the pleasure scene might never have even heard of them. So I am going to give you a little breakdown on what Bad Dragon is and what they do. 

What Is Bad Dragon?

Bad Dragon is an American sex toy manufacturer. It was founded in June 2008 and focuses on making fantasy-themed sex toys, especially ones targeted to the furry fandom. These toys are modelled on some of your favourite fantasy creatures like werewolves, chimeras and dragons, of course. Bad Dragon prides itself on how customizable their products are, from colour to firmness. They are also able to add on features like a cum tube or suction cup to some toys. Plus, each toy has its own name and backstory. You do need to be a registered user to access the Bad Dragon lore behind their products, but it’s free and easy to create an account if you want to learn more about each toy. 

Now you know a bit more about Bad Dragon’s origins, let’s have a look at their unique selection of toys.

Cum Lube

Cum Lube is a water-based lubricant created by Bad Dragon to be used in tandem with their cum tube add-on. It is slick, slippery and stringy with the right shade of white to make it seem like the real thing. It is safe to use with silicone toys, is non-toxic and is paraben-free. And if you purchase a toy with the cum tube add-on, you get a free 250mL bottle of Cum Lube to try out. 

Ovipositors

For the true monsterfuckers, Bad Dragon has ovipositor bundles. Ovipositors are a tube-like organ that is used to lay eggs. The Bad Dragon ovipositor has a biomechanical design, mixing skinlike membrane with armoured plating. It is a dildo-like toy that allows you to deposit eggs wherever you choose. This bundle also comes with egg moulds to make your own eggs, a plunger, clear lube and toy cleaner. 

Other Merch

Bad Dragon doesn’t just sell sex toys. They also sell a range of merch, from t-shirts to plushies to body pillows. You can rep your Bad Dragon pride or, if you have read the backstories behind each toy, indulge in some fun furry accessories of your favourite Bad Dragon characters. 

Whether you want a fantasy-style dildo or some secretly sexy accessories, Bad Dragon has got you covered. You can check out their full range here. If you’re Bad Dragon order has arrived and you would like to try it out with company, you can see all the stunning escorts we have available this week here.

The release of the TV adaptation of my favourite ice hockey romance is only a couple of weeks away. So, I thought I would give you my smutty reading recs for some of your favourite sports.

Ice Hockey

Ice hockey romances have quickly become my favourite genre of sport romances. Maybe it’s the combination of cold ice and heated touches that makes them so irresistible. My recommendation if you are an ice hockey fan is the Game Changer series by Rachel Reid. Each book follows a different gay couple as they try and balance hockey with their steamy personal lives. If you aren’t much of a reader, then you are in luck. Heated Rivalry, the second book in the series, is being made into a TV show. You can watch the trailer here. 

Watersports

Sadly, I do not mean the kink. However, if you are a fan of competitive swimming or diving, then you might enjoy Deep End by Ali Hazelwood. It follows Scarlett, a competitive diver who is recovering from an injury that almost ended her career, as she finds herself drawn to Lukas, the swim captain and world champion with a dark and kinky secret. This book is sure to leave you wet and wanting more.

American Football

Do I understand the rules of American football? No. Do I enjoy sports romances with hulking quarterback leads? Absolutely. So whether you’re a real American football fan or just a hunk admirer like me, I would recommend The C*ck Down The Block by Amy Award. It’s hot and horny with a wicked sense of humour that will have you laughing out loud. 

You can purchase copies of all the books I’ve mentioned at online retailers like Amazon or Booktopia. If my recommendations have left you hot and steamy, you can find the gorgeous escorts we have available this week here. 

Are you a newbie to the kink scene or an old hand at BDSM looking to make new connections? Then you might want to check out Fetlife. Fetlife is a social media platform for the BDSM, fetish & kink community, and I’m going to tell you all about it!

Origin Story

Fetlife was created in 2008 by a software engineer in Quebec, John Kopanas, AKA John Baku. It was originally an updated version of his first fetish site, FriendsWithFetishes, which he created the year prior. However, Kopanas decided to launch it as a separate site, and that is how Fetlife was born. Fetlife has grown to have over 12 million members and over 900,000 fetishes and kinks listed on the site.

How Does It Work

Like most social media sites, to use Fetlife you need to create an account. What sets it apart from the other sites is that on your profile, you can choose your preferred kinky roles and what you are looking for on the site. As a member, you can then join a range of groups, from ones for a specific kink to specific locations. How each group is run depends on the creator and moderators, but most are an open-style forum where you can post and discuss anything to do with the main topic of the group. You can also search for posts, images and other users based on the kinks they have tagged. 

On your own profile page, you can post images, videos or writings about whatever kinky topics you’d prefer. You can also message other users. And the best parts of Fetlife is that you can customise your privacy settings to suit your needs. There’s no need to worry about a coworker or boss finding your sexy posts, unless you want them to. 

The Kinktionary

One of the highlights of the whole site is the Kinktionary. It is an online resource based on the contributions of the Fetlife members. It sets out to explain kink and BDSM terms and concepts. It’s an ever-evolving wiki that is constantly updated, debated, and improved by the members of the site and by the Kinktionary’s “Curators”. So if there is a term you’ve been too scared to Google, check the Kinktionary! 

You can learn more about Fetlife and sign up to be a member here. And if you would like to try out some kinks or fetishes in a safe and sexy environment, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

From vampires to pirates, Irish mafia to spicy fairytale retellings, Katee Robert has written it all. So here are my top recommendations from Robert’s library of smut!

Wicked Beauty

Whenever I’m recommending Robert’s work to someone, I always start with their Dark Olympus series. It combines my love of Greek mythology with romance and a bit of mafia-esque violence and intrigue. My favourite of the whole series, so far, would have to be Wicked Beauty. It follows Helen Kasios (inspired by Helen of Troy) as she fights for her own hand in marriage in a dangerous tournament of skill, strategy and violence. But can she trust the alluring pair, Patroclus and Achilles, with whom she has formed an unlikely alliance? You’ll have to read it and find out!

Learn My Lesson

Next up is Robert’s Wicked Villains series. Do you sometimes find yourself rooting for the villain when watching a Disney movie? Well, Roberr has written a whole series dedicated to beloved villains and how they taunt and taint the heroes of their stories. My favourite in this series is Learn My Lesson, which follows Hades, Hercules and Megaera. Hercules is determined to save Megaera from Hades, but has he fallen right into a trap? And what if he starts to enjoy being a captive… It explores BDSM, exhibitionism, kink, and so much more. It is one of Robert’s most erotic novels. Definitely worth checking out.

The Demon’s Bargain

Finally, for the more anatomically adventurous readers, we have the A Deal With A Demon series, which follows a group of humans who have pledged seven years of their lives in exchange for something they desperately desire. Those seven years will be spent with a monstrous entity trying to seduce. Each book features a different creature, like a dragon or a kraken, but my favourite would be The Demon’s Bargain.  It doesn’t follow one of the core humans, but the demon, Ramanu, assigned to protect them and the witch they have their eye on. When this witch summons them for a demonic deal to return a fairly heirloom, Ramanu is more than pleased to help, even if the witch is hesitant to pay the seven-year price tag. It’s hot, spicy with a hint of vengeance. 

If you would like to read more about Katee Robert or purchase any of their books, you can find them all listed on their website here. If my book recommendations have left you hot under the collar and in need of release, you can see the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

With Halloween less than a week away, it’s time to get cracking on a hot costume. It can be tough to decide just what to dress up as, but I’ve got you covered. I’ve curated a list of the hottest Halloween costumes.

Masked & Mysterious 

This is for fans of low-effort and low-budget costumes. All you need is a spooky mask, black pants, black boots, and body confidence (t-shirts are optional). You can spend the night ominously lurking in the background while you flex your muscles. And, if you are shy, it’s a great excuse not to talk much or just respond in short sentences. So, get your mask on and start showing off your hot body!

Slutty (Insert Job Title Here)

From slutty nurses to slutty tradies, this is one of the most versatile and fun costumes. All you need is some sort of uniform, and you’re ready to go. Pair it with a set of fishnet stockings and some heels for the hottest look. And don’t forget to leave a few extra buttons open on your shirt. Also, think of fun ways you can include the tools of the trade in your costume and night out. For example, if you’re dressed up as a slutty nurse, fill up some syringes with alcohol to use as shots throughout the night!

Vampires

Another classic costume is a vampire, but to make this outfit shine, I recommend ditching the cape and picking up some black eyeliner. A dark and smudged eyeliner is the perfect addition to any vampiric look. So grab some fangs, wear your hottest black or dark coloured outfit and become a creature of the night.

Angels & Devils

Are you a saint or a sinner? Well, on Halloween, you get to pick. All you need is a set of wings and either a halo or some horns. For an angelic outfit, wear white or soft pastels and keep your make-up light and sparkly. For the devilish, red and black are your colours for the night and dark, sharp make-up will add a wicked edge to your costume. Don’t forget to play up your costume throughout the night, especially if you can be the devil whispering in someone’s ear.

Sexy Animals

Our last suggestion was made famous by Legally Blonde, but you don’t have to be a bunny. Any cute animal will do, just find a pair of animal ears and maybe a tail to match. For the truly confident, you can wear lingerie or a bodysuit with tights and heels. Otherwise, matching animal print will do. Then spend the rest of the night running wild on the town.

You can purchase a range of costumes from specialty costume stores like CostumeBox. For sexier versions, try websites like Lovehoney. If you want to be thrilled and tantalised this Halloween, you can check out the gorgeous escorts we have available here.

This year’s Adult Industry Choice Awards (AICA) is drawing close. Harlots Canberra is nominated for two awards, ‘Best Brothel’ and ‘Best Escort Agency’, so we thought we would tell you all about it.

History

Sebastian Ryan founded the AICA five years ago. His experience and knowledge of both the adult industry and event management made it the perfect venture. In the five years since its inception, it has grown and evolved into the industry’s “night of nights”. The awards up for grabs range from individual awards, like best touring escort or content creator, to awards for parlours and brothels. But it’s not just an awards night, it’s also an opportunity to network, build community and celebrate. 

In 2025, Ryan stepped back to pursue other passions. Million Billion Media then acquired the AICA. They plan to bring forth a new era of sophistication and inclusion to the awards.

What To Expect & What To Expect

This year’s award ceremony will take place on November 30th at the Brisbane Showgrounds and will be hosted by Rob Mills. Tickets for the awards cost $399 (with a discount to industry workers) and include red carpet arrival, a three-course meal, an all-evening drinks package and a premium gift bag plus complimentary entry to the SXhibition all weekend. If you can’t afford to make the trip to Brisbane, there are also live-streaming tickets for only $27, so you can watch the awards night from wherever you are. You can purchase tickets here. 

How To Vote

Voting for the AICA is still open until midnight on November 25th. You can vote every day for your favourite industry superstars, and you don’t have to vote for every category.  I recommend voting for Harlots Canberra for ‘Best Brothel’ and ‘Best Escort Agency’, but I could be a bit biased. You can cast your votes here. 

I hope you’ve found this insight into the AICA interesting. If you would like to see why Harlots is nominated for two awards, you can check out the escorts available this week here.