Category: Books

It’s October, which means the spooky season has begun! To get you in the mood, I am matching up some of your favourite monstrous characters with a hot romance.

Dracula

Is your favourite monster a bloodsucking vampire? Then I would recommend Bride by Ali Hazelwood. This hot and horny romance follows a dangerous alliance between Vampyres and Weres (aka werewolves) in the form of a political marriage. Misery Lark finds herself forced into marriage to the Were Alpha, Lowe Moreland, but was this peacekeeping alliance doomed from the start? Bride is the perfect read for lovers of biting and knotting, as well as readers who enjoy a bit of political intrigue with their smutty romances.

Frankenstein’s Monster

Are you a Frankenstein fan? Well, if you find a man-made monster enticing, then I would recommend Bad Guy by Ruby Dixon. This science fiction romance follows a clone built to be the fiercest of gladiators, but Crulden doesn’t want to win fights; he wants to claim the human slave who cleans his cell. But Mina wants her freedom, so what is a bad guy to do? This romance has a twisted male love interest and a good mix of smut and bloodshed. 

Ghostface

Do you prefer your love interests to stalk you in the night and chase you through the woods whilst also maintaining a quirky sense of humour? Then Navessa Allen’s Lights Out is perfect for you. Aly has a thing for masked men, but when her favourite thirst trap maker, The Faceless Man, posts a video from inside her house, she has to decide just how far her kink goes. This book is equal parts witty and steamy. I especially recommend the audiobook.

Jason

Lastly, for our slasher fans who love a bit of violence with their smut. I recommend Wicked Pursuit by Katee Robert. This novel is inspired by the fairytale Red Riding Hood, and follows Ruby, a mob princess who lives life dangerously, but what is she to do when she acquires a stalker who will kill anyone who touches what is his? This novel is very short on plot but full of smut! 

You can find all of this week’s recommendations on online retailers like Booktopia or Amazon. And if my recommendations have left you thirsting for some monstrous roleplay, you can find the stunning escorts available this week here.

Do you have an adventurous spirit and a love for all things freaky and kinky? This week, I will be pairing up some monstrous sex toys with matching monster romances. 

Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic By CM Nascosta

For those just dipping their toes into monster romances and toys, I would recommend Moon Blooded Breeding Clinic by CM Nascosta. You’ll follow Moriah as she uses a breeding clinic to help get pregnant after her recent divorce. The hot twist? This clinic uses werewolves and believes in insemination the old-fashioned way. This werewolf romance is great for beginners, as the main male love interest is mostly human with some fun enhancements downstairs. You can pair this read with any werewolf-themed dildos or dildos with knots. 

Bull Moon Rising By Ruby Dixon

Next up, we have Bull Moon Rising by Ruby Dixon. This smutty romance is set in a fantasy world where digging for magical artifacts is a dangerous yet sought-after profession. Our main character, Aspeth, strikes a bargain with hulking minotaur Hawk. He’ll be her husband and chaperone, allowing her to become an apprentice if she helps him through his rut. If you have a size kink and love stubborn muscular men and buxom women, this is the series for you. For the full experience, I would recommend any large or bull-themed dildos.

Stalked By The Kraken By Lillian Lark

Into tentacle dildos? Then Stalked By The Kraken by Lillian Lark is the novel for you! Rose is a matchmaking witch who has lost her mojo and is in desperate need of raw magic. Enter a mysterious man who offers to supply that sensual magic, but only if she joins him. This book is fun, flirty and will have you diving into the deep end of monster romances in no time. Which makes it the perfect read for tentacle lovers, voyeurs and exhibitionists.

The Weaver By Tiffany Roberts

Watch out if you’re an arachnophobe, this recommendation is full of spiders… but in a hot way. The Weaver by Tiffany Roberts is set on a distant planet full of giant spider people, where a team of human colonists have crash-landed and must now try to survive on a hostile planet. So, what’s a girl like Ahmya supposed to do when one of these strangely hunky spidermen is ready to attend to her every need? This is definitely a book for the more advanced monster romance readers, but it is worth it. Add on some ovipositor sex toys, and you are in for a night of wild fun.

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Do you prefer the intimate connection of a Girl Friend Experience, or are you more interested in exploring the darker sides of pleasure in a dirty BDSM session? This week, I have curated a selection of books to match your favourite extras. So, you can keep the fun going at home until you can visit us again.

The Girl Friend Experience AKA GFE

This recommendation is for those who love a night of cuddling and cozy affection. Building a more intimate connection than just good old-fashioned sex can provide. Elena Armas’ The Spanish Love Deception is the perfect romcom. You’ll follow main character, Catalina Martín, as she drags her infuriating coworker, Aaron Blackford, to a wedding in Spain to fool her family. It’s funny, flirty with the right hint of spice, just like the perfect GFE. 

The Naughty Girlfriend Experience AKA NGFE

Next up is the Naughty Girlfriend Experience, where the intimate connection of a GFE is combined with the naughtier side of pleasure. This could include spanking, dirty talk, rougher sex and all the other things you wish your girlfriend would do. To fulfil your naughty desires, I’d recommend Gifting Me To His Best Friend by Katee Roberts. Married couple Grayson and Emma decide to finally face the sexual tension between Emma and Grayson’s best friend Derek by gifting her to him for Christmas. But what will happen when Grayson starts to feel left out? This short novella is hot from start to finish; you’ll wish your partner was as naughty as this trio. 

The Porn Star Experience AKA PSE

Does the loud, hot and messy pleasure of a PSE leave you feeling sated? Then I think you should read (or even better, listen to) Caught Up by Navessa Allen. Nico “Junior” Trocci has a dark obsession with Lauren Marchetti, even if he knows she’s off limits. But paying for scantily clad or even fully pornographic videos online isn’t enough anymore; he’s ready to go after what he wants. Can Lauren fight the white-hot desire building between them? This book is red hot, and if you love voyeurism and exhibitionism, then you’ll love this. 

The BDSM Experience

For those of you with a love for all things kinky, I recommend Katee Robert’s Dark Olympus series, starting with Neon Gods. It is a dark romance series full of modern interpretations of Greek gods and heroes. Neon Gods focuses on Persephone and Hades and explores exhibitionism and BDSM. It’s a great combination of riveting story and raunchy sex scenes.

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Check out the roster for the week here!