Month: February 2025

Despite getting caught in your lipgloss mid-kiss, your hair deserves a few precautions to keep it at its healthiest. From products to techniques, there are several ways to protect your hair before and during bookings. 

Heat damage from styling tools

One of the biggest risks to your hair happens before you ever meet a client! The heat from styling tools like curlers and straighteners can mess with dye-jobs and make hair prone to breakage. There are heat-free alternatives like leave-in curlers but if you can’t give up the curler, consider investing in a heat protectant spray to help preserve your luscious locks.

Hair Pulling

Hair pulling is an iconic part of many men’s fantasies so it can be a great way to make a little extra in a booking, if it’s something you want to offer. Like any contact between partners, there are preferred techniques to keep from causing pain (or losing hair). Like tweezing, pulling just a few hairs will cause pain and breakage, so it’s best to grab a decent ponytails worth. I suppose there’s a reason why Harley Quinn’s iconic pigtails get called ‘handle bars.’

It’s also a good idea to check his hands and wrists for rings and bracelets that risk snagging. Chainlink bracelets are especially painful!

Miscellaneous Causes Of Damage

If you are in the kink scene, there are additional things to look out for. For example, flames and wax from candles. For impact play with whips or floggers, consider sweeping your hair up into a quick ponytail to minimise tangles. If you enjoy greased-up body slides, then consider an up-do to keep it out of the lotion or oil.

Whether you’re a classic ponytail gal or a master of the perfectly imperfect messy bun, your hair is probably a key part of your work persona. If you are looking for a workplace-appropriate way to keep your hair out of your face, then pick up a Harlots scrunchie on your next tour with us!

Like every aspect of your appearance, a good face of make-up can set you up for success! Whether you a full-glam girly or keep things simple with just some foundation, mascara and lipgloss, make-up is an important skill and tool for any escort. When it comes to the intensity of Porn Star Experiences, there are a few additional things to consider.

Blowjob-Proof Lipstick

If your PSE includes a messy, sloppy or enthusiastic BJ, then opting for a smear-proof lipstick is a great choice. Using a lip liner can also help prevent smudging. If you know you tend to go all out when giving head, then maybe the bold colours are still likely to end up smudged; a nude tone or lip stain might be a better pick.

Sweat-Proof Products

Given how PSE bookings can be quite high-energy, its a good idea to look into sweat-proof products or invest in a quality setting spray. Keep in mind that touch-ups may work better with some products than others so if you tend to touch-up between bookings, check that your products mix well.

Mascara

When it comes to mascara, most people opt for a waterproof mascara to make sure that it stays in place throughout the booking. However, depending on the kind of experience you offer (and what your client is interested in) sometimes choosing a less waterproof option is a good call. In the heat of the wet-n-wild moment, the messy appeal of mascara running while you’re tearing up during deepthroat can really bring the fantasy together.

Body Butters & Lotions

If you like to lather up with lotions, it’s a good idea to stay away from anything likely to be an allergen or irritant to your clients. Sexy body slides are great but not when they end in hives. For any products that are likely to come in contact with condoms or dams, stick with water-based rather than oil-based ones to prevent damaging your protection.

Regardless of your personal make-up style, there are a few common guidelines to help you make the most of your beauty products while working. With some strategically long-lasting (or not!) products and considerations about their ingredients, you can make sure your go-bag is equipped with everything you need for putting on a great face and on-the-go touch ups!

The wonders of technology have made finding and booking escort services easier than ever, but not without their downsides! Here are a few common typos, autocorrections and misspellings that make me chuckle.

Hey Abby

This one has nothing to do with an escort named Abby! Every so often ‘Hey baby’ turns into an awkward explanation of ‘Yeah, I actually didn’t mean to call you Abby.’ The less entertaining version of this is “abbe” instead of “babe.”

Escorts & Baby

Sometimes the ad platforms suffer from typos, like “escorts and baby” or “akkoka” instead of their proper names. It’s easy enough to figure out what you meant but I still think “locanot” sounds like a magic spell.

Sexcorts & Escrow

Even though it’s one of the most popular terms in this industry, ‘escort’ is far from immune! Whether it’s part of a text message, ad or in a search query, ‘escort’ sees its fair share of errors. “Excort” sounds like a description of service providers who have left the industry whereas “Sexcorts” gets right to the point! “Escrow” always makes me chuckle since it’s such a formal finance term.

What The Duck?

This list would be incomplete without mentioning the champion of all autocorrection fails; duck. “Duck” steals the show from both ‘fuck’ like in “I want to duck” and ‘dick’ when giving instructions like “suck my duck,” making it a remarkably versatile typo.

Autocorrections and typos are part of essentially all digital communication so it’s no surprise to find those mistakes in the adult industry. We keep in touch with so many people in this line of work so things would get pretty boring if we couldn’t have a giggle at the hiccups. We will leave all talk of escrow to the finance sector, but if you’re interested in some gorgeous escorts, you can check them out here!