The wonders of technology have made finding and booking escort services easier than ever, but not without their downsides! Here are a few common typos, autocorrections and misspellings that make me chuckle.

Hey Abby

This one has nothing to do with an escort named Abby! Every so often ‘Hey baby’ turns into an awkward explanation of ‘Yeah, I actually didn’t mean to call you Abby.’ The less entertaining version of this is “abbe” instead of “babe.”

Escorts & Baby

Sometimes the ad platforms suffer from typos, like “escorts and baby” or “akkoka” instead of their proper names. It’s easy enough to figure out what you meant but I still think “locanot” sounds like a magic spell.

Sexcorts & Escrow

Even though it’s one of the most popular terms in this industry, ‘escort’ is far from immune! Whether it’s part of a text message, ad or in a search query, ‘escort’ sees its fair share of errors. “Excort” sounds like a description of service providers who have left the industry whereas “Sexcorts” gets right to the point! “Escrow” always makes me chuckle since it’s such a formal finance term.

What The Duck?

This list would be incomplete without mentioning the champion of all autocorrection fails; duck. “Duck” steals the show from both ‘fuck’ like in “I want to duck” and ‘dick’ when giving instructions like “suck my duck,” making it a remarkably versatile typo.

Autocorrections and typos are part of essentially all digital communication so it’s no surprise to find those mistakes in the adult industry. We keep in touch with so many people in this line of work so things would get pretty boring if we couldn’t have a giggle at the hiccups. We will leave all talk of escrow to the finance sector, but if you’re interested in some gorgeous escorts, you can check them out here!

Photographs are one of the biggest parts of advertising in the sex industry. From the obvious appeal to clients to the more technological advantages, having a good selection of photos is crucial in effective advertising.

The Obvious

The most obvious reason why photographs are so valuable is that clients want to know what they are getting! While written descriptions and stats provide a good baseline, photographs are the easiest way to accurately depict your figure and style and even capture some of your personality. Choose photos that show off your best physical features; like great tits in a lacy bralette or stilettos to show off your legs. You can also use photos to show off what you offer; if intimate GFE’s are your thing, then maybe a sun dress and a rose can set the mood but if your specialty is BDSM, pose with some toys to remind clients what’s on offer.

Advertising Platforms

When uploading photos to various platforms, many have a minimum number of photos required for publication. Having a variety means your profile can appear on as many platforms as possible, and therefore reach more potential clients! Some platforms also prefer to display ads with more photos first, so even if you look stunning in your one photo, your ad might be the last one displayed. 

Online Performance

When it comes to digital performance metrics like SEO or clickthrough rates, there are two basic principles to help give your ads a boost; regular content and unique content. This means that copy-and-paste is not the best way to go. Try to mix up your content, with both text and images. If you can, have a few different blurbs about yourself written and a gallery of photos in a variety of formats/sizes to make sure you can maximise you online advertiisign performance.

Bonus

The technical know-how is great and all, but for most people there is an unexpected confidence boost that comes with new photos too! That goes for all-out professional shoots and #feltcute selfies alike. There’s nothing wrong with taking a moment to appreciate yourself!

It may seem obvious, but a selection of quality photos can make a huge difference in your advertising. From helping appear first in the gallery to showcasing what it is you do best, photos are a great investment to get started or give your existing profile a boost! 

Happy snapping!