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Christmas is only a couple of days away, and I thought I would get you all into the Christmas spirit with a list of the hottest Santas you can watch this season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Klaus<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Starting off strong, we have Klaus from the animated film Klaus. <\/em>He is strong, gentle and good with his hands. Add on a heavy dose of hulking forest man and a tendency towards silence, and I\u2019d say you have the perfect winter crush. The movie itself is a heartwarming tale of a postman who sets out to prove himself and ends up bringing light and warmth to a frozen town. A great watch for the whole family.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rise Of The Guardians<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Yes, this is another animated Santa, but hear me out. This Santa is tall, buff and tatted! He\u2019s like a mafia boss but more joyful. Plus, he has an accent, and who doesn\u2019t love an accent? Nicholas St. North is just one of the many lovable characters in Rise of the Guardians<\/em>. This movie is one of my favourite Christmas flicks and has a star-studded cast. It\u2019s heartfelt and adventurous. I would definitely recommend giving it a watch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Christmas Chronicles<\/h4>\n\n\n\n
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Last but not least, we have Saint Nick from The Christmas Chronicles. <\/em>This bad boy of Christmas is played by the ever-handsome Kurt Russel. He is more rock and roll than round and rosy. So, if you prefer unique Christmas movies with a fun twist, then this movie is for you. It\u2019s got action, humour and even a musical number. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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You can find these hot Santas on streaming sites like Netflix<\/a> or Stan<\/a>. And if you want to spend your Christmas with a naughty elf of your own, you can see the gorgeous escorts we have available here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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