Month: March 2024

Well, it was fun while it lasted but you got busted spending some time with someone you shouldn’t have been seeing and now you’re in the dog house. Whatever the reason why, if there’s any chance of salvaging your relationship, there are some basic steps to follow.

Acknowledge Responsibility

Admit to your actions and take full responsibility for your behaviour. Denying or minimizing what happened will only complicate the situation further. This means recognising that the choices you made impacted someone else.

Sincerely Apologize

Offer a heartfelt and sincere apology to your partner. Express remorse for your actions and the hurt you’ve caused. Acknowledge the pain they’re feeling and show that you understand the gravity of your mistake. This is NOT the time to bring up their mistakes or to give excuses.

Give Space

After apologizing, give your partner space to process their emotions. This may mean sticking it out in the dog house (or sleeping on the couch) a little longer. They deserve the chance to think about things and decide how they want to move forward. Let them know that you are ready to talk whenever they are.

Be Honest and Transparent

If your partner has questions about the situation, answer them honestly. Transparency is essential for rebuilding trust, even if it’s uncomfortable.

Reflect and Change

Take some time to reflect on why you cheated. Understanding the underlying reasons can help you avoid repeating them in the future. If you’re serious about repairing the relationship, commit to making changes in your behaviour and addressing any issues. This might mean new boundaries and therapy for one or both of you.

Cut Off Contact

Finally, for everyone’s sake, cut off contact with the person you cheated with. It will help solidify your intentions to your partner and keep you from making the same mistake again!

There’s no guarantee that things will return to normal, after all, it’s a pretty awful experience to be cheated on, but these steps are foundational to getting anyone out of the dog house. Good luck, Fido.

At some point answering texts and calls, we hear the phrase “this might be weird, but…” The first time I heard someone say that, I braced myself for something extreme but after a while, I realised that the vast majority of requests are far more normal than clients realised. So, in an effort to destigmatise these things and put your mind at ease next time you reach out, here are some common “this might be weird, but…” requests!

“…do your ladies offer pegging?”

Absolutely! There are plenty of our ladies who offer pegging. The biggest hurdle when making a booking with pegging is giving us notice so that we can let the lady know to bring in her gear. Don’t stress if you are in a time crunch, though, we often have some harnesses and toys available for sale at reception. 

“…what about golden showers?”

This request is way more common than most people realise! We will need some heads-up for this booking too of course, but its offered by plenty of escorts.

“…I don’t even want to have sex”

While we love getting steamy, we all need to slow down sometimes. Spending time alone with another person cuddling or even just talking is an under-rated way to recharge. Human contact is lovely, and any of our escorts would enjoy the chance to unwind with you.

“…I’m a virgin”

So were we at some point! Who better to explore intimacy with than a qualified sexpert! You don’t have to disclose this kind of info to anyone, but if you are nervous about getting it on, our escorts can slow things down and make sure you’re looked after.

“…I have this fantasy”

Chances are, we have heard it before and are more than happy to make it come true! When requesting fantasies, role-plays and BDSM bookings, it’s important to keep in mind that not every escort offers every service. Feel free to browse the escort’s listed extras, and then narrow it down by talking to reception about their availability. Once it gets down to the nitty-gritty details, you will have to come in to have a chat with the lucky babe in person.

As long as you are respectful of us and our answers, we don’t mind what your request is! There’s no point keeping it a secret if we could make it come true!

Expand your vocabulary and get inspiration for your next booking with this A to Z list of Kinks, Fetishes and Sex Acts!

A is for Analingus: also known as rimming, this is the oral stimulation of someone’s anus.

B is for Blindfold: the sensory deprivation of not being able to see your partner is a serious turn-on!

C is for Cunnilingus: this is the technical term for oral sex performed on a woman.

D is for Deepthroat: a seriously intense BJ experience featured in plenty of Porn Star Experiences.

E is for Exhibition: the sexual gratification of being watched while getting dirty. To match, there’s Voyeurism which is the sexual gratification of watching others.

F is for Flavour: with flavoured dams, condoms and lube, there’s no shortage of flavours you can have in the bedroom.

Bonus!

F is for Food Play: Going hand-in-hand with flavoured lube and condoms is food play, like licking chocolate sauce or whipped cream off your partner’s body.

G is for Greek: more commonly referred to as Anal, this is the penetration of an anus.

H is for Humiliation: any physical or verbal form of humiliation by either party.

I is for Impact play: and whether you want to punish or BE punished, there are all sorts of toys available.

J is for JOI: Jerk-Off Instructions can be part of edging or humiliation scenes which are a great way to break the ice before launching into fun together.

K is for Katoptronophilia: that real mouthful of a word means arousal from having sex in front of a mirror. If the thought of watching yourself with one of our babes gets you going, consider upgrading to our more lavish suites.

L is for Leather Fetish: Attraction to the look, feel, or smell of leather clothing or accessories.

M is for Masochism: Masochists derive pleasure from their own pain, and are the perfect partner to Sadists who derive pleasure from other people’s pain

N is for Nylon Fetish: Sexual interest in stockings, pantyhose, or other nylon-based clothing.

Bonus!

N is for Narratophilia: This refers to the (increasingly popular) pleasure derived from writing, reading or listening to explicit stories.

O is for Orgasm Control:  this is the act of drawing out the time spent on the cusp of orgasm.

P is for Pegging: to stimulate the prostate for a mind-blowing orgasm, let a lady step into a strap-on for some pegging.

Q is for Quirophilia: Foot fetishes are pretty common, on the other hand… Hands! Quirophilia is arousal from someone’s hands.

R is for RolePlay: schoolgirl & teacher, flight attendant, nurse, mailman, the possibilities are endless!

S is for Squirting: also called female ejaculation, squirting is the release of fluid during a woman’s climax.

Bonus!

S is for Spanish: this honourable mention is what most people call a tit-job!

T is for Testicle Torture: also known as ballbusting, this is the painful stimulation of the testes like squeezing or hitting.

U is for Urophilia: more commonly known as Golden Showers, this fetish is for all things urine-related.

V is for Vanilla: And it’s okay if nothing on this list interests you because being vanilla is still pretty sweet!

W is for Whips: whips make themselves at home next to floggers, paddles and canes for impact play.

X is for XXX: the classic symbol of adult-only-content. Throwback to old-school pornos, anyone?

Bonus!

X is for waX play! I know it’s a stretch but the temperature change is exhilarating so it’s worth a mention!

Y is for Yiff: A fetish related to anthropomorphic animals, commonly within the furry community.

Z is for Zelophilia: this goes hand-in-hand with cuckolding; Zelophilia is the sexual arousal from feeling jealousy.

Now that you’ve explored this A to Z list of Kinks, Fetishes and Sex acts, why not make a booking and try some out?

Although the premise of sex work is very simple, there are infinite reasons why people choose to book with Harlots! Sometimes it is as simple as seeking physical satisfaction; a purely animalistic pleasure-seeking adventure. But sometimes there’s something more at play…