The wonders of technology have made finding and booking escort services easier than ever, but not without their downsides! Here are a few common typos, autocorrections and misspellings that make me chuckle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This one has nothing to do with an escort named Abby! Every so often \u2018Hey baby\u2019 turns into an awkward explanation of \u2018Yeah, I actually didn\u2019t mean to call you Abby.\u2019 The less entertaining version of this is “abbe” instead of “babe.” <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometimes the ad platforms suffer from typos, like \u201cescorts and baby\u201d or \u201cakkoka\u201d instead of their proper names. It’s easy enough to figure out what you meant but I still think \u201clocanot\u201d sounds like a magic spell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though it\u2019s one of the most popular terms in this industry, \u2018escort\u2019 is far from immune! Whether it’s part of a text message, ad or in a search query, ‘escort’ sees its fair share of errors. \u201cExcort\u201d sounds like a description of service providers who have left the industry whereas \u201cSexcorts\u201d gets right to the point! \u201cEscrow\u201d always makes me chuckle since it’s such a formal finance term.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This list would be incomplete without mentioning the champion of all autocorrection fails; duck. \u201cDuck\u201d steals the show from both \u2018fuck\u2019 like in \u201cI want to duck\u201d and \u2018dick\u2019 when giving instructions like \u201csuck my duck,\u201d making it a remarkably versatile typo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n