If I had a dollar for every time a client asked me if their penis was small, I\u2019d buy a house in Sydney! <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve been a full-service sex worker for a while now and at least one client every shift has looked at me at the end of a booking and asked me if they were big enough for me. I usually laugh it off and reassure them that they were great and they\u2019re a great size. And nine times out of ten they are! As a sex worker I won\u2019t judge you for what size your package is. The most important thing is that you know how to use it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You see, the porn industry has skewed our view of what a good dick is. If you logged onto porn hub right now, you\u2019d see all of these jacked guys with massive dicks plastered all over the home page with gorgeous women eager to take them down their throat or for them to be stuffed inside them. This is unrealistic for sooo many reasons. Male porn stars are usually sporting between 7-10 inches, which is very rare. Only 1 in 1,000 or 10,000 men would have a package this size. Meanwhile, in reality, the average dick size is closer to 5 inches. And if I\u2019m being honest, when I see a man drop his pants and something this length flops out, I\u2019m drooling.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you ask any of my friends what my thoughts are on big dicks they\u2019ll tell you that I always say, a big dick is like a little treat to yourself, but medium-sized is where it’s at! I had a shift on Valentine’s Day where all I had were above-average guys. Let me tell you, the next day I was IN PAIN. You get the guys that just want to take you from behind and play slap the cervix. Or the guys who are very insistent that you sit on it and it won’t hurt (they\u2019re always wrong by the way). But once I have the guy in a booking who may be considered, by society, to be small, I\u2019m all over him and his beautiful dick.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So now that you\u2019ve heard me talk about big dicks, let’s go through how to improve your sex game. That way, you can go to your next booking ready to give the worker the best hour of their lives. This usually starts in the intro room. Your favourite worker will come in, say hello and ask if you have any questions. This is your time to shine! Lay out what you want out of this session. If you love pleasing others, put it out there and let them know. If you want something specific done to your dick, tell them! We love men who are talkative and give us information in the intro. That means we can be prepared and give you guys the best booking you\u2019ve ever had.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The next tip I can give you is to make sure your rhythm is on point! Having sex is just like running; you want to keep an even pace and not burn yourself out too quickly. We\u2019re in the business of running marathons, not sprints! If you\u2019re unsure, try and listen to whatever music is playing and match your thrusts to the beat. And if all else fails, ask the person you are with to lend you a hand (literally) to get the rhythm right. Us vagina owners know what we like.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lastly, all I can say to you is to walk around with your head held high. Don’t stress if you think your dick doesn\u2019t measure up. We\u2019re not here to judge you. We\u2019re just here to help you have a good time and give you that release you\u2019ve been craving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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