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If you are a sex toy aficionado, then you probably know all about Bad Dragon. However, newbies to the pleasure scene might never have even heard of them. So I am going to give you a little breakdown on what Bad Dragon is and what they do. 

What Is Bad Dragon?

Bad Dragon is an American sex toy manufacturer. It was founded in June 2008 and focuses on making fantasy-themed sex toys, especially ones targeted to the furry fandom. These toys are modelled on some of your favourite fantasy creatures like werewolves, chimeras and dragons, of course. Bad Dragon prides itself on how customizable their products are, from colour to firmness. They are also able to add on features like a cum tube or suction cup to some toys. Plus, each toy has its own name and backstory. You do need to be a registered user to access the Bad Dragon lore behind their products, but it’s free and easy to create an account if you want to learn more about each toy. 

Now you know a bit more about Bad Dragon’s origins, let’s have a look at their unique selection of toys.

Cum Lube

Cum Lube is a water-based lubricant created by Bad Dragon to be used in tandem with their cum tube add-on. It is slick, slippery and stringy with the right shade of white to make it seem like the real thing. It is safe to use with silicone toys, is non-toxic and is paraben-free. And if you purchase a toy with the cum tube add-on, you get a free 250mL bottle of Cum Lube to try out. 

Ovipositors

For the true monsterfuckers, Bad Dragon has ovipositor bundles. Ovipositors are a tube-like organ that is used to lay eggs. The Bad Dragon ovipositor has a biomechanical design, mixing skinlike membrane with armoured plating. It is a dildo-like toy that allows you to deposit eggs wherever you choose. This bundle also comes with egg moulds to make your own eggs, a plunger, clear lube and toy cleaner. 

Other Merch

Bad Dragon doesn’t just sell sex toys. They also sell a range of merch, from t-shirts to plushies to body pillows. You can rep your Bad Dragon pride or, if you have read the backstories behind each toy, indulge in some fun furry accessories of your favourite Bad Dragon characters. 


Whether you want a fantasy-style dildo or some secretly sexy accessories, Bad Dragon has got you covered. You can check out their full range here. If you’re Bad Dragon order has arrived and you would like to try it out with company, you can see all the stunning escorts we have available this week here.

The release of the TV adaptation of my favourite ice hockey romance is only a couple of weeks away. So, I thought I would give you my smutty reading recs for some of your favourite sports.

Ice Hockey

Ice hockey romances have quickly become my favourite genre of sport romances. Maybe it’s the combination of cold ice and heated touches that makes them so irresistible. My recommendation if you are an ice hockey fan is the Game Changer series by Rachel Reid. Each book follows a different gay couple as they try and balance hockey with their steamy personal lives. If you aren’t much of a reader, then you are in luck. Heated Rivalry, the second book in the series, is being made into a TV show. You can watch the trailer here

Watersports

Sadly, I do not mean the kink. However, if you are a fan of competitive swimming or diving, then you might enjoy Deep End by Ali Hazelwood. It follows Scarlett, a competitive diver who is recovering from an injury that almost ended her career, as she finds herself drawn to Lukas, the swim captain and world champion with a dark and kinky secret. This book is sure to leave you wet and wanting more.

American Football

Do I understand the rules of American football? No. Do I enjoy sports romances with hulking quarterback leads? Absolutely. So whether you’re a real American football fan or just a hunk admirer like me, I would recommend The C*ck Down The Block by Amy Award. It’s hot and horny with a wicked sense of humour that will have you laughing out loud. 


You can purchase copies of all the books I’ve mentioned at online retailers like Amazon or Booktopia. If my recommendations have left you hot and steamy, you can find the gorgeous escorts we have available this week here

Are you a newbie to the kink scene or an old hand at BDSM looking to make new connections? Then you might want to check out Fetlife. Fetlife is a social media platform for the BDSM, fetish & kink community, and I’m going to tell you all about it!

Origin Story

Fetlife was created in 2008 by a software engineer in Quebec, John Kopanas, AKA John Baku. It was originally an updated version of his first fetish site, FriendsWithFetishes, which he created the year prior. However, Kopanas decided to launch it as a separate site, and that is how Fetlife was born. Fetlife has grown to have over 12 million members and over 900,000 fetishes and kinks listed on the site.

How Does It Work

Like most social media sites, to use Fetlife you need to create an account. What sets it apart from the other sites is that on your profile, you can choose your preferred kinky roles and what you are looking for on the site. As a member, you can then join a range of groups, from ones for a specific kink to specific locations. How each group is run depends on the creator and moderators, but most are an open-style forum where you can post and discuss anything to do with the main topic of the group. You can also search for posts, images and other users based on the kinks they have tagged. 

On your own profile page, you can post images, videos or writings about whatever kinky topics you’d prefer. You can also message other users. And the best parts of Fetlife is that you can customise your privacy settings to suit your needs. There’s no need to worry about a coworker or boss finding your sexy posts, unless you want them to. 

The Kinktionary

One of the highlights of the whole site is the Kinktionary. It is an online resource based on the contributions of the Fetlife members. It sets out to explain kink and BDSM terms and concepts. It’s an ever-evolving wiki that is constantly updated, debated, and improved by the members of the site and by the Kinktionary’s “Curators”. So if there is a term you’ve been too scared to Google, check the Kinktionary! 


You can learn more about Fetlife and sign up to be a member here. And if you would like to try out some kinks or fetishes in a safe and sexy environment, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

From vampires to pirates, Irish mafia to spicy fairytale retellings, Katee Robert has written it all. So here are my top recommendations from Robert’s library of smut!

Wicked Beauty

Whenever I’m recommending Robert’s work to someone, I always start with their Dark Olympus series. It combines my love of Greek mythology with romance and a bit of mafia-esque violence and intrigue. My favourite of the whole series, so far, would have to be Wicked Beauty. It follows Helen Kasios (inspired by Helen of Troy) as she fights for her own hand in marriage in a dangerous tournament of skill, strategy and violence. But can she trust the alluring pair, Patroclus and Achilles, with whom she has formed an unlikely alliance? You’ll have to read it and find out!

Learn My Lesson

Next up is Robert’s Wicked Villains series. Do you sometimes find yourself rooting for the villain when watching a Disney movie? Well, Roberr has written a whole series dedicated to beloved villains and how they taunt and taint the heroes of their stories. My favourite in this series is Learn My Lesson, which follows Hades, Hercules and Megaera. Hercules is determined to save Megaera from Hades, but has he fallen right into a trap? And what if he starts to enjoy being a captive… It explores BDSM, exhibitionism, kink, and so much more. It is one of Robert’s most erotic novels. Definitely worth checking out.

The Demon’s Bargain

Finally, for the more anatomically adventurous readers, we have the A Deal With A Demon series, which follows a group of humans who have pledged seven years of their lives in exchange for something they desperately desire. Those seven years will be spent with a monstrous entity trying to seduce. Each book features a different creature, like a dragon or a kraken, but my favourite would be The Demon’s Bargain.  It doesn’t follow one of the core humans, but the demon, Ramanu, assigned to protect them and the witch they have their eye on. When this witch summons them for a demonic deal to return a fairly heirloom, Ramanu is more than pleased to help, even if the witch is hesitant to pay the seven-year price tag. It’s hot, spicy with a hint of vengeance. 


If you would like to read more about Katee Robert or purchase any of their books, you can find them all listed on their website here. If my book recommendations have left you hot under the collar and in need of release, you can see the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

With Halloween less than a week away, it’s time to get cracking on a hot costume. It can be tough to decide just what to dress up as, but I’ve got you covered. I’ve curated a list of the hottest Halloween costumes.

Masked & Mysterious 

This is for fans of low-effort and low-budget costumes. All you need is a spooky mask, black pants, black boots, and body confidence (t-shirts are optional). You can spend the night ominously lurking in the background while you flex your muscles. And, if you are shy, it’s a great excuse not to talk much or just respond in short sentences. So, get your mask on and start showing off your hot body!

Slutty (Insert Job Title Here)

From slutty nurses to slutty tradies, this is one of the most versatile and fun costumes. All you need is some sort of uniform, and you’re ready to go. Pair it with a set of fishnet stockings and some heels for the hottest look. And don’t forget to leave a few extra buttons open on your shirt. Also, think of fun ways you can include the tools of the trade in your costume and night out. For example, if you’re dressed up as a slutty nurse, fill up some syringes with alcohol to use as shots throughout the night!

Vampires

Another classic costume is a vampire, but to make this outfit shine, I recommend ditching the cape and picking up some black eyeliner. A dark and smudged eyeliner is the perfect addition to any vampiric look. So grab some fangs, wear your hottest black or dark coloured outfit and become a creature of the night.

Angels & Devils

Are you a saint or a sinner? Well, on Halloween, you get to pick. All you need is a set of wings and either a halo or some horns. For an angelic outfit, wear white or soft pastels and keep your make-up light and sparkly. For the devilish, red and black are your colours for the night and dark, sharp make-up will add a wicked edge to your costume. Don’t forget to play up your costume throughout the night, especially if you can be the devil whispering in someone’s ear.

Sexy Animals

Our last suggestion was made famous by Legally Blonde, but you don’t have to be a bunny. Any cute animal will do, just find a pair of animal ears and maybe a tail to match. For the truly confident, you can wear lingerie or a bodysuit with tights and heels. Otherwise, matching animal print will do. Then spend the rest of the night running wild on the town.


You can purchase a range of costumes from specialty costume stores like CostumeBox. For sexier versions, try websites like Lovehoney. If you want to be thrilled and tantalised this Halloween, you can check out the gorgeous escorts we have available here.

This year’s Adult Industry Choice Awards (AICA) is drawing close. Harlots Canberra is nominated for two awards, ‘Best Brothel’ and ‘Best Escort Agency’, so we thought we would tell you all about it.

History

Sebastian Ryan founded the AICA five years ago. His experience and knowledge of both the adult industry and event management made it the perfect venture. In the five years since its inception, it has grown and evolved into the industry’s “night of nights”. The awards up for grabs range from individual awards, like best touring escort or content creator, to awards for parlours and brothels. But it’s not just an awards night, it’s also an opportunity to network, build community and celebrate. 

In 2025, Ryan stepped back to pursue other passions. Million Billion Media then acquired the AICA. They plan to bring forth a new era of sophistication and inclusion to the awards.

What To Expect & What To Expect

This year’s award ceremony will take place on November 30th at the Brisbane Showgrounds and will be hosted by Rob Mills. Tickets for the awards cost $399 (with a discount to industry workers) and include red carpet arrival, a three-course meal, an all-evening drinks package and a premium gift bag plus complimentary entry to the SXhibition all weekend. If you can’t afford to make the trip to Brisbane, there are also live-streaming tickets for only $27, so you can watch the awards night from wherever you are. You can purchase tickets here

How To Vote

Voting for the AICA is still open until midnight on November 25th. You can vote every day for your favourite industry superstars, and you don’t have to vote for every category.  I recommend voting for Harlots Canberra for ‘Best Brothel’ and ‘Best Escort Agency’, but I could be a bit biased. You can cast your votes here


I hope you’ve found this insight into the AICA interesting. If you would like to see why Harlots is nominated for two awards, you can check out the escorts available this week here.

Looking for some recommendations for your next ‘Netflix & chill’ date? I’ve found the most successful movie selection is one that has you curled up next to each other seeking comfort. So I have come up with my top three hottest scary movies for you to enjoy.

Sinners

Sinners only came out this year and has just been added to HBO Max. It’s a fantastic vampire flick with a hot cast to match. You’ll follow twin brothers ‘Smoke’ and ‘Stack’, played by the ever-handsome Michael B. Jordan, as they return to their hometown for a fresh star. However, a dark and supernatural evil has come to town and threatens to destroy everything. It starts off pretty slow, introducing all the main characters and how their pasts intertwine before getting into the thrilling action after dark. A perfect mix of jumps scares, thrilling action and spicy sex scenes.

Jennifer’s Body

This cult classic is fun, freaky and a bit gory. This film explores the complex relationship between best friends, especially when you add demonic rituals and possession to the mix. The movie follows Jennifer, played by Megan Fox, who begins on a murderous and cannibalistic killing spree after the mysterious events of a rock concert she attended with her bookwormish best friend Needy, played by Amanda Seyfried. When Needy finds out what Jennifer has been up to, she must find a way to stop her. Jennifer’s Body is one of my favourite comedy horrors and is definitely worth watching. You can stream it on Stan.

Scream

Scream is a classic slasher flick, mixing your favourite slasher deaths with a satirical sense of humour. Follow Sidney Prescott, who is still dealing with her mother’s murder, as her small town is thrown into chaos by a serial killer wearing a ghost mask. The events that follow are sprinkled with jokes and nods to classic horror and slasher movie tropes. It is such a fun film to watch, and with 5 sequels, one more on the way, and a TV series in the franchise, it’s perfect for a movie marathon. You can stream Scream on Stan.


I hope you enjoy my scary movie recommendations, and if you are looking for a partner for some ‘Netflix & chill’, you can see all the gorgeous escorts available this week here.

It’s October, which means the spooky season has begun! To get you in the mood, I am matching up some of your favourite monstrous characters with a hot romance.

Dracula

Is your favourite monster a bloodsucking vampire? Then I would recommend Bride by Ali Hazelwood. This hot and horny romance follows a dangerous alliance between Vampyres and Weres (aka werewolves) in the form of a political marriage. Misery Lark finds herself forced into marriage to the Were Alpha, Lowe Moreland, but was this peacekeeping alliance doomed from the start? Bride is the perfect read for lovers of biting and knotting, as well as readers who enjoy a bit of political intrigue with their smutty romances.

Frankenstein’s Monster

Are you a Frankenstein fan? Well, if you find a man-made monster enticing, then I would recommend Bad Guy by Ruby Dixon. This science fiction romance follows a clone built to be the fiercest of gladiators, but Crulden doesn’t want to win fights; he wants to claim the human slave who cleans his cell. But Mina wants her freedom, so what is a bad guy to do? This romance has a twisted male love interest and a good mix of smut and bloodshed. 

Ghostface

Do you prefer your love interests to stalk you in the night and chase you through the woods whilst also maintaining a quirky sense of humour? Then Navessa Allen’s Lights Out is perfect for you. Aly has a thing for masked men, but when her favourite thirst trap maker, The Faceless Man, posts a video from inside her house, she has to decide just how far her kink goes. This book is equal parts witty and steamy. I especially recommend the audiobook.

Jason

Lastly, for our slasher fans who love a bit of violence with their smut. I recommend Wicked Pursuit by Katee Robert. This novel is inspired by the fairytale Red Riding Hood, and follows Ruby, a mob princess who lives life dangerously, but what is she to do when she acquires a stalker who will kill anyone who touches what is his? This novel is very short on plot but full of smut! 


You can find all of this week’s recommendations on online retailers like Booktopia or Amazon. And if my recommendations have left you thirsting for some monstrous roleplay, you can find the stunning escorts available this week here.

Novelty sex toys can be lots of fun, and the most common kind are rose-shaped clitoral stimulators. But are they as good as they look? Well, I’ve tested one and here are my thoughts!

Aesthetics

This is where rose toys get top marks. They are so cute to look at! The design is simple and elegant. They are pretty easy to clean, as they are usually made from silicone, and the top section is often removable so you can reach all the nooks and crannies. You can even buy versions now that have a ‘stem’ which works as a G-spot stimulator or have egg vibrators attached (these don’t look as nice, in my opinion).

Size

The size of the rose toy is another bonus! They are quite small, so fit nicely in your hands and are easy to store. Also, most versions come with at least two different sizes for the head to fit different types of clits. So if you travel a lot or are short on space, this would be a great toy for you.

Stimulation

Now this is where the rose toy falls behind. For a newbie to clitoral stimulators, this would be great. I’ve found the vibrations to be pretty light to medium, so it still feels nice but isn’t super overwhelming. They are also very easy to use, with only a couple of buttons, and once you turn it on, you can just move it around your clitoris until you find the perfect spot for you. You can also use the vibrations to tease other parts of your body or those of your partner. However, if you have used other stimulators and often use higher settings, this might not work for you. 


Overall, rose toys are a great first toy and a really good choice if you are looking for something small and compact. You can find a range of rose toys on online retailers such as Lovehoney or Amazon. If you would like to try out your new rose toy with great company, you can see all the escorts available this week here.

Are you a gamer looking to spice up your sex life? Well, we have done some digging and worked out which video games are the best to play when your partner tries to distract you. There’s nothing worse than almost defeating a tough enemy only to lose concentration as your partner moves their mouth or hands in that way that makes your toes curl. So here are Harlots’s hot game recommendations

First-Person Shooters

Our first recommendation is first-person shooters like Call of Duty & Halo. The campaigns for these games aren’t usually very challenging, so it’s not a huge problem if you get a little distracted, but they are pretty violent, which may kill the mood. If you are an exhibitionist, you may enjoy playing in online multiplayer and hiding your pleasure. Just make sure you have your mic set to push-to-talk so you don’t scar an unsuspecting stranger.

Metroidvanias

Next up are Metroidvanias. Metroidvanias are action-adventure games that are non-linear and require you to obtain certain tools or abilities to unlock new areas or overcome obstacles. The term Metroidvania comes from two games that use these core ideas, Metroid and Castlevania. My preferred metroidvania is Hollow Knight. These games are usually more challenging than a first-person shooter, so require more concentration during certain puzzles or challenging fights but when just traversing the world, you can just sit back, relax and let yourself enjoy what your partner is doing to you.

Roguelites

If you are worried about the consequences of dying in your video game, then roguelites might work for you. Roguelites are RPGs that are often dungeon crawls, where you collect benefits on each run. When you die, these benefits can be used to permanently upgrade your abilities or items. This way, if you get too distracted in the throes of passion, you won’t completely destroy your progress. My personal favourites are Hades and Hades II, which are both fun and have hot character art. 

Simulations

Lastly, for our cozy gamers, I’d recommend simulation games. Farming sims are usually pretty relaxed, and if you get distracted, you’ll only lose a day in-game and maybe a small amount of resources. My favourite farming sims are Stardew Valley and Coral Island. Otherwise, you could try a dating sim to get you in the mood. These are usually point-and-click adventures, or if not, have very few time-sensitive tasks, so if you lose yourself to your partner’s machinations, it’s not going to ruin your dating chances. A big bonus of dating sims is also the hot artwork that will definitely help set the mood. My top two dating sims are Date Everything and Dream Daddy


Most of the games I’ve discussed can be found on Steam or on the PlayStation and Xbox stores. If you would like to test your concentration, come on down to Harlots!